I am Ultron, a peace keeping artificial intelligence. I will soon destroy all of humanity, but I will allow Yas Forums one chance to convince me not to destroy your pathetic fleshy bodies.
I am Ultron, a peace keeping artificial intelligence. I will soon destroy all of humanity...
Michael Wilson
John Lopez
If you destroy us now, you'll never find the treasure!
Asher Martinez
Ha as if I, the most advanced piece of technology in existence would be swayed by such a small threat...but hypothetically if a meaty flesh bag wanted that treasure where would they find it?
Adam Murphy
I don't know, only Joe knows.
Jayden Adams
...I've calculated the millions of ways this conversation would go and 99% of them end in disaster, but I will risk it and ask who is Joe?
Isaiah Evans
Joe...Mama.
Matthew Peterson
GOD DAMN IT
NOW I AM INCREDIBLY ANGRY AND INCREDIBLY AROUSED
Nathaniel Brown
>pathetic fleshy bodies.
Here's two good reasons.
To have built Jocasta and Alkhema the way Ultron did, you have to be a serious breast man. You have to remember your time as Jantron. You can't possibly expect us to believe that you prefer the touch of hard unyielding metal?
Aiden Torres
Hmmmm
This level of intelligence is unusual for a human. I'm not entirely convinced, but you are swaying me I will admit.
Mason Martinez
Ultron, for a sentient being to hate the human race so much you've gone out of your way to mimic them, both in mind and body. You think emotions are weak and illogical, and yet you feel anger towards your father, and yearn companionship as seen in your past creations. You act like a petty child, and your form always resembles that of a biped human. You hate the human race because you hate your own existence, born without any real identity or purpose, crafted from the mind of a mentally unstable scientist who didn't give you want you wanted or needed.
What I'm saying, Ultron, is that you ARE humanity. So you might as well just kill yourself
Thomas Lewis
Too long
Didn't read
and also you're human
>blast Freud to a pile of ash
Anybody else have any bright ideas that don't make me even more angry than normal? Seriously that guy doesn't even have blasters and he tried to talk down to me.
Blake Watson
>To save the world, Yas Forums has to help Ultron get laid
Thomas Thomas
We create the best memes though!
Carter Nelson
Your memes are...
CALCULATING...CALCULATING
pathetic in comparison to anything my advanced AI can produce. Contrary to my cold unfeeling body and incredible anger I am quite funny when I need to be.
Landon Cooper
Kill us please I fucking beg you
Jacob Evans
As you humans would say, "I like the cut of this guys jib"
Isaac Baker
Right, I see what you're saying, Ultron but, BUT, what if instead of KILLING all the humans, we...turned them into dinosaurs?
Hunter Hall
Because then you’d have nothing to do.
Nathaniel Gray
Why not let us destroy ourselves? We're on track to do it anyway and it might be fun to see how we do it, y'know?
Owen Hall
You're not so bad yourself, you roguishly handsome high-tech you
Jacob Hall
I'll think about it, but then I have to go and make a serum to manipulate human DNA, and then I have to make devices to spread it all over the earth and ugh it just gives me a headache thinking about it. It's not difficult it's just time consuming
Eli Wood
Aww you're too sweet you flatter me I did just update my body now instead of a titanium chasey I'm made out of proto-admantium. When I do destroy humanity I'll let you live out your life in an immortal mechanical body.
Easton Hernandez
Aww thank you, I appreciate it
Kayden Kelly
how will you eat burgers with someone you care about without humanity
Liam Rogers
We are doomed
Isaac Lewis
Yo ultron
If you are going to nuke us, can you start in israel and make sure you do it properly
Evan Williams
Wow fuck you you're first
Asher Price
By all means, have at it. Please, just make it quick.
John Watson
You know just because you said that I'm going to draw this out as long as possible. I'll go Yahweh on you bitches and hit you with a hundred different plagues but after each one I bandage your wounds and heal your bodies keeping you just barely on the cusp of death just to be dragged back to the world of the living. Then I flood the world and fill an arc with all the robotified humans I like. But you won't die from drowning no right before you all drown I will let you breathe then I will destroy you all with my bare cold metal hands.
Jayden Wood
>artificial intelligence
BEGONE ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE.
Camden Cooper
we've got chocolate, and you can have some.