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JSA Storytime: Transformers
William Carter
Jordan Martin
Grayson Cox
Hello, Storyteller.
I just realized something the other day. Combiners, when combined, don't transform. Sure, it'd be hard to make the toys do that, but it never happens even in the fiction. Weird.
Also, again it's kinda of hilarious that the Combaticons are only now getting individual characterization after Swindle's dead, thus making it impossible for Bruticus to form. That in itself is fucking weird since we just had a whole event centering around Combiners, yet one of the OG Combiners never showed up, een though one of his components played a not insignificant role.
William Bennett
I really like how this artist draws these two lovely ladies
Ian Mitchell
What's something Yas Forums related that you just figured out?
I just realized that Marvel's Valkyrie is sort of like a Donna Troy situation. She's connected to a bigger character's lore (Thor), but has barely had any character appearances in Thor books.
Which is sort of like how Donna Troy had less than 10 appearances in Wonder Woman books before CoIE, with the bulk of her character development being in Titans books.
Jayden Perez
how are you owls tonight? I made bread, watched the Met At Home gala, and took an hour walk
Matthew Anderson
Same. They're so cute!
It was a smart move to have Chromia be Windblade's best friend. Not only does it tie the new character into a familiar name, but it also lets Chromia actually be in something. Yeah, the OG Female Autobots didn't actually appear that much, mostly because execs were afraid of the cooties and whatnot.
Kayden Roberts
William Hill
>mfw I have to get up before 10 AM
Brandon Myers
I hope a wonder happens and Swindle is still alive somehow.
Brandon Martinez
Hi thread!
I'm reading Ian McDonald's LUNA: NEW MOON and one of the moon cities is a smelting factory town that's on tracks such that the sun is always directly overhead.
I definitely thought of Velocitron.
Benjamin Phillips
There should be an alt-form combiner form for each combiner, they would have to transform before though, before combining I mean.
I really love how she draws Starscream and Blast-Off. Or basically everybody Ironhide looks great too, I love how much of a Milne-Ratchet face he has. She should do more comics.
Landon Perry
Landon Myers
Bought squid and fish and grilled it today, was nice.
Wish would be more productive but I waste too many hours with shitposting.
Lucas Perry
We just had combiners transforming. The Seeker zombie clones, remember?
Safeguard has a combined vehicle mode, but he can't transform to the combined robot mode without separating.
Lincoln Sanders
Fine. I got denied a walk due to rain.
Been reading a bit of SCP stuff, since I occasionally get back into it. I really wish I could recommend it to you, but you don't do horror. Shame, I think you'd dig it.
Gavin Sullivan
mmmmmmm
Ryder Jenkins
I actually thought you were starting really early but then I looked at the clock and saw it was past 5
Camden Baker
i went ahead and got Ancient Greek Hot Lady Simulator, too
Jordan Hill
I'm at my mom's house watching a Troy miniseries on Netflix. Hope the bread was good!
Kayden Bailey
Fuck yes, apprenticeship time with Ironhide!
Zachary Anderson
Do you want her toy yet
Gabriel Thompson
Chromia is cute. CUTE!
Beware the "time savers" in that game. Fucking Ubisoft and their microtransaction whoreshit.
Luis Thompson
yes but I bought pruners instead
Isaiah Reyes
>Pruners instead of lady toy
Look at this actual adult
Aaron Gray
Hi, Storyteller!
Happy Windblade is precious.
Aaron Thomas
Nice pruners, too, I've broken too many pairs already
Jeremiah Baker
>Windblade actively tries to shorthand Starscream on everything and doesn't do jack besides talk to Metroplex and sit around a council
>he finally snaps back and gets her to do something as menial as reconnaisance
>acts like pic related because she's ((busy)) doing nothing
At this point I'm starting to feel bad for Screamer if these are the people working for him
Eli Ward
I already got her but I want a new Windblade really badly
Cooper Fisher
I'm doing well. Took a long walk, played some Civ with my fiancee, and I'll be having chili in a bit.
William Lopez
Bentley Rivera
SHE BETTER NOT DIE
Carter Adams
mmmm, chili. that's definitely on the quarancooking list, I think I need dried chilis though if I'm going to do it Right
Isaac Gray
Why is he THAT paranoid of him? Megatron was the only one that made him anxious like this so far.
Robert Lee
There's a reason many blackmailers end up joining the Allspark Starscream. Think about it.
Eli Garcia
Ew, why?
Nathan Hill
Landon Thomas
Joseph Reyes
Compare that with a true degenerate like me, my shoes are slowly falling apart the last weeks but spent all my money on daily spare ribs, a nintendo switch and an expensive Overlord. The last time this happened my shoes literally fell apart when I was away and I had to hobble home like a total retard.
Jeremiah Sanchez
I invest in work shoes because I normally walk so much, it's worth it to go to a real shoe store and get something picked out right
Jace Anderson
Oh boo hoo, the asshole who's blackmailing someone to act as his spy has to deal with some snark. How ever will he function.
Fuck you. I'm getting real damn tired of villain-fags delusionally acting lie their precious monsters are but innocent babelings which the world conspires against. Idiots like you are why bad people in real life prosper, because you're all been brainwashed into thinking those traits are praiseworthy and desirable.
Starscream is an evil, selfish piece of shit who is directly and indirectly responsible for the deaths of millions of people. His is the second biggest field of flowers. Fuck right off with your sympathy for the devil whoreshit. Fuck Starscream.
Matthew Jackson
This was Bansan's attempt at a 'sexy' Megatron.
Flame Toys said no and went with his Windblade instead.
Xavier Gomez
hey, hey, Cranky, we can chill in this thread
Adam Nguyen
Same here I hated him at first but this shit is tedious and he has to work with aliens that fuck with cybertronian politics. He is still corrupt and such but I still think caring about backwater colonies was a big mistake.
Jose Sanders
Wouldn't optimus have the 2and biggest field
Joseph Turner
>female characters
>dying
Good joke
Josiah Lewis