Brown Sugar

He ain’t shit anymore. He’s just a fat kid who can’t talk to people or even sleep alone. He’ll be shitting himself in diapers while I plow that curry cunt

>traditional hetero sex
>SU setting
You're getting pegged, at best.

What about Lars’ parents?

You don't have powers, an interesting life, an alien family, Greg as your father, shapeshifting abilities, and I presume you aren't nearly as likable sooooooo

>Brown Sugar
It's funny because here in lat that's called "Azúcar rubia" which literally means blonde sugar.

She doesn’t care about his powers, his life is boring now, his family sucks, he can’t shapeshift or he gets taken over, and I don’t kill people over nothing. She’d be crawling all over me to get away from that freak.

I am sorry, was it supposed to sound bad ?

You're fucking delusional

Connie doesn’t want his ass. She wants someone who can handle being alone for an hour. I’d wreck her cunt and breed that bitch

I mean your dick would seem puny in comparison to the son of murdercock with the ability to shapeshift as he pleases

He can make it canoe sized, won’t matter if he doesn’t know how to use it, assuming he won’t cry at the idea of having sex

Startling lack of brown ass in this thread

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Superhuman strength, speed, and endurance he probably knows how to use it. Also Steven's a hell of a lot more of man than like 99% of men like he had temporary problems in Future but the guy stood up to intergalactic gods at the age of 14 he ain't no pussy

I did think it was strange how they took every opportunity to write her out of the show.

Gods that we’re easily broken. Steven’s just not a man. He can go cry in his bedroom when Connie gets bred. She doesn’t need an insecure bum following her around

Okay, retard keep thinking you're better than a 16 year old who saved the universe

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At least I don’t murder people. Connie would take anybody over that psycho

Reminder that when Steven had to get his levitation powers under control by thinking happy thoughts so that he wouldn't plummet to his death, Connie never once crossed his mind. He thought about his family, and he thought about fucking donuts, but not about Connie.

Dude that was based. I thought you were trying to make the point that he was emotionally weak (which he isn't). I mean to fair you seem more psycho than Steven since apparently having PTSD and emotional problems after going through several life times of trauma and stress makes him a "baby". Connie would probably kick dirt in your face and say you're gross

Mahal...

She’d suck me off if anything as literally anybody is an improvement over Steven

Mission accomplished.

I don't think you want this thread

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Yeah sure okay whatever

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Try me

>old Connie design that looks like No-Face phasing out of Gandhi's head
I don't want this one, no

Connie never did anything for me before, but I knew I was in trouble when they put those shorts in an episode. They are my Kryptonite.

your goddamn right they are user

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If it takes off-model fanart to make your character look "hot" they aren't hot

I love Splatoon very, very much. Wish we could get the idol pairs into these, though.

Steven Universe character designs are off-model by default, user