How would YOU make the upcoming Illumination Mario movie not suck, Yas Forums?

How would YOU make the upcoming Illumination Mario movie not suck, Yas Forums?

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Move it to a different studio

I wouldn't make it

Doubt a studio change will work so do it Sonic Boom style and give it amazing comedic timing and jokes.

adapt the kino 1993 film

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Sure as fuck wouldn’t use Illumination.
Also I’d go full fantasy.
>Mario and Luigi get sucked through a pipe into the fantasy world of the games
>They get taking in by Peach and the Mushroom Kingdom while they try to figure out what happened
>Bowser and the Koopas break into the kingdom, steal Peach, and beat Mario and Luigi easily
>Mario, Luigi, and Toad set out to save Peach in different parts of their world, even meeting Yoshi, and learning that certain items in this world give them powers

Not that hard.

>kino
Kill yourself.

Mario and Luigi take care of a typical rescue plot in the first act, but then during the face off against Bowser, a terrifying entity threatens to erase Mario as both a character and a series forever, prompting them to travel between multiple points of game history and spinoffs. Many cameos and jokes are abound. Subplot about family and friends getting connected via Mario games, how language and age are irrelevant to enjoying Mario. No celebrity voices, but the family can be played by actors. Treat it like a celebration of the series, Bowser can contemplate betrayal but changes his mind when he sees a father and son bonding over Mario like he does with his, and Peach gets to be part of the cast following act 1. Maybe include a big war scene featuring all the obscure chars and spinoff stuff like Ready Player One except thematically consistent.

Why are you so scared of Illumination? It's not like Nintendo aren't watching their progress like a hawk for instance remember the rabbids crossover? Alright so the composer for that used the mario death jingle but his version was 1 note off the actual because of this Nintendo printed out and sent him the actual sheet music to get him to fix it

>“Whenever I was using Nintendo music, they would want to be involved to make sure that I was respectful to their original – and I wouldn’t have it any other way. It was pretty scary for me to think that the sound team at Nintendo were listening closely to my music though!”

>“They also had some feedback on some of the cinematic sequences when they felt that I’d maybe missed some of the emotions that Mario was expressing, but it was never very much – they were always super polite and so nice.”

Do you think they'll do an origin story and try and set a "definitive" version of how Mario and Luigi got to the Mushroom Kingdom?

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Post the pasta.

And do EXACTLY that.

This, if anything Nintendo will use the official VAs or sound alikes and it will look like cutscenes from the 3D games. If anything, I'd be pissed if it didn't referece tons of things in the greater Nintendo canon. Like Luigi with a vacuum

Not those anons but I understand why they're against it. Illumination is the most soulless 3D studio and even with Nintendo overseeing everything, there's a chance that the bare minimum is done and you end up with the kind of movie you'd expect from them.

This.

>Illumination
you already fucked it up

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Yoshi get iPhone

Actually Nintendo will have full creative control for the animated mario movie. (Thank god) So it wont suck.

never gets old

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its' not possible no matter who you give it to Miyamoto fucked with established "lore" and made it much worse so it's gonna be crap no matter what.

>Mario and Luigi aren't from Brooklyn
>Mario and Luigi aren't brothers they're "bros"
>Mario and Luigi aren't twins
>Mario is 24
>Mario Mario isn't his name
>Mario and Luigi aren't plumbers
>Mario and Luigi aren't Italian-American

It's been broken down to where the only thing Mario is, is a guy that helps Peach because reasons.

>>Mario and Luigi aren't twins
>>Mario Mario isn't his name
>>Mario and Luigi aren't plumbers
these are still all there, and as far as the twin thing goes that's a reference to Luigi being a palette swap
>Mario was created in 1981
>older twin
>Luigi was created in 1983 and a recolor of Mario
>younger twin

Mario and Luigi are still brothers retard

I think there was a Mario movie/cartoon only released in Japan that was really obscure and no one really talks about it because it had more popular counterparts in the west...I wonder how it is.
Just please for the love of god don't let there be a cosmic irony where the Sonic movie is good and successful while the Mario movie is bad and unsuccessful. Please; let the rivals compete in the cinemas, that'd be dope.

>The company that did Minions, Grinch, and Lorax
>I don’t get why people are concerned
Watching progress isn’t making the movie.

well, at least if the movie’s bad it’ll be nothing more than a small blemish on Mario’s otherwise perfect reputation

Adapt one of the RPG games, unironically

yup, it was obscure and i think lost media for a while but some people found it and did some restorations and shit and now here it is with english subs:
youtube.com/watch?v=xWUHkOyhR-M

So... you're a cartoonist?

Yep. This one. Always looked really cool but I could never find it. Thanks, I'll see it later. It starts with Mario furiously playing NES, and Luigi in a pijama, so it looks promising.

guess i'm watching this again thanks user

Is this the one where some random literal who cucks Mario?

Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door would be pretty kino as a movie.