I unironically love RIVERDALE

>Archie is an aspiring musician, amateur boxer, masked vigilante and ex-convict with PTSD who manages both a construction business and a gym/house for at-risk kids.

>Betty is an amateur detective and FBI trainee and the daughter of a serial killer, grappling with her "serial killer genes" that make her want to put on a black wig, torture people and strip online.

>Veronica is a mafia princess, nightclub singer and businesswoman managing a casino, a brothel and a rum empire.

>Jughead is an aspiring author, amateur detective and gang leader who ran drugs, tortured people, skinned a woman alive and faked his death at least twice.

>Cheryl is an lesbian madwoman who burned her house down, nearly killing her psychopathic mother in the process, and now runs an all-female lesbian gang with her girlfriend, manages a brother and rum empire with Veronica, keeps her twin brother's rotting corpse as a prop in the living room and unironically believes she is haunted by the ghost of the twin she absorbed into the womb possessing a doll.

>The gang has a secret sex bunker in the woods that also doubles as a prison for their enemies.

Shit like this happens.

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I don't give a fuck. Fuck off to Yas Forums.

Rude.

Funniest show on TV.

I still can't get over how Archie got branded, mauled by a bear and had a fistfight in the woods with a guy in a bear skin or something to that effect

>There's going to be another season after this one
I am genuinely curious to see what kind of shit the writers pull, how could they top everything they've done so far?

remember when archie was scared he'd die in a boxing ring the week after he got mauled by a bear

When did Jughead skin lady?

Once word gets out that Hiram Lodge is ill all the mob bosses will flood back to Riverdale for a gang war.

>I am genuinely curious to see what kind of shit the writers pull

They already confirmed there'll be a huge falling-out between the main characters followed by a six year time jump, skipping over the college years entirely.