>Archie is an aspiring musician, amateur boxer, masked vigilante and ex-convict with PTSD who manages both a construction business and a gym/house for at-risk kids.
>Betty is an amateur detective and FBI trainee and the daughter of a serial killer, grappling with her "serial killer genes" that make her want to put on a black wig, torture people and strip online.
>Veronica is a mafia princess, nightclub singer and businesswoman managing a casino, a brothel and a rum empire.
>Jughead is an aspiring author, amateur detective and gang leader who ran drugs, tortured people, skinned a woman alive and faked his death at least twice.
>Cheryl is an lesbian madwoman who burned her house down, nearly killing her psychopathic mother in the process, and now runs an all-female lesbian gang with her girlfriend, manages a brother and rum empire with Veronica, keeps her twin brother's rotting corpse as a prop in the living room and unironically believes she is haunted by the ghost of the twin she absorbed into the womb possessing a doll.
>The gang has a secret sex bunker in the woods that also doubles as a prison for their enemies.
Shit like this happens.