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>I
>HURT MYSELF TODAY

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Finn needs to learn to keep his hands to himself

>um no sweetie, touching women is literally rape sooooo I'm going to have to ask you to step the f back

kek, saving the gif to trigger the finncels over their shitty dead show that was never good

>finn got cucked!

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Why are there so many low-effort finncel threads lately?

>what? the main character didn't end up with one of the opposite gender characters?! bad ending! this is such a bad ending! not like my chinese cartoons where the MC is the center of the universe!

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Go back to /u/, femoid.

For me, it's not the PB and Marceline hook up that bothered me it was that they shit on Finn every step of the way

this but unironically

>implying Korra was any good either
I'm starting to notice a trend

there's already a thread for this

>communists don't know what friendship is

Mako was unironically shit, what are you on about?

Korra was a terrible avatar and a terrible person, and putting her with Asami was a genius way to distract shippers and critics

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heteroids btfo

Shut up Cantu.

was Marceline kissing Finn child molestation?

>finn is literally emasculated

Wanna see a neat trick?
Watch this
>Princess Bubblegum was a terrible leader and a terrible person, and putting her with Marceline was a genius way to distract shippers and critics
Same shit, there was just a thread yesterday pointing out how awful Princess Bubblegum actually was and how she didn't deserve a good ending, and shippingfaggots just completely ignored that argument or claimed that it was totally made up, despite tons of examples being listed in that thread. Shippers don't care about characters, they don't care about characterization, they just want to see two characters fuck and that's it. Shippers are absolute fucking cancer, straight, gay, or whatever the fuck. Fuck shippers.

This is why lesbians are going to be turned into fertilizer when shit gets turned back. No fucking mercy for freaks.

Oh it’s not turning back, past the point of no return,

they kissed him first

>when shit gets turned back.
Dumb, brute masculinity won't make a comeback in popularity until it becomes profitable again, which is only after society collapses completely MadMax-style.
Diplomacy, civility and intellectualism are all things that are crucial to the sustainability of today's capitalist society. In order to profit off of someone and not have your system taken down, you gotta know how to compromise, how to be respectful, potentially how to trick people into believing your lies. These form the very foundation of capitalism. They're also not inherently masculine traits.
Nowadays, masculinity has two uses: 1) intense physical labor and 2) natural fetishes. Both of these can eventually be dealt with. Physical labot can be, over time, replaced by technology. With enough conditioning over generations, masculinity, too, can stop becoming a turn-on for people, which is probably where the pop culture popularization of femininity comes in. So eventually, our descendants are going to have a society of pussies who don't have to work physically or get into any sort of physical confronration at all. We may not like it, but this is really just the way our brains work: we naturally seek to make life easier and more comfortable for ourselves, to have the ability to put the absolute minimal effort into something. Either that kills us as a species, or transforms us into someone else completely devoid of what we call masculinity (and an easy target for a potential alien attack, but aliens don't exist so who cares).

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Why are they bothered over such a common gag? Taking someone’s hand off off you when they’re trying to to do a wholesome hug thing has been done for a while

that doesn't mean their lives suddenly revolve around him

All the people who pretend that it sucks for Finn, WTF? Why the hell would anyone let alone Finn (Or marceline for that matter) want to end up with that crazy bitch?

Land was right again!

There are three different threads about this right now.

No other fuckable humanoids in sight.

I could get off to LSP but I'm a Yas Forums degenerate.

>TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

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So what you're basically saying is the future would be filled with fem-boys?

You think Bubblegum can make a gum dick?

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She's p smart. Something like that should be pretty easy for her.

what are you talking about? it was a hug

>Finn got cucked/shit on/emasculated because dulce princesa and marceline ended up together
that's stupid

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I remember that episode. Finn got molested and cried like a baby

Frankly I think the human love of violence will ensure that a vestige of traditional masculinity never goes away
Women are violent as fuck too they just don't act on it as regularly as men

Sure, maybe Conan-styled masculinity will never come back to its prime but dominance, strength and the like would also be constants in our society

Well precisely, it's a "not even if you were the last woman on earth" scenario.

*would always*

yes

Yeah humans absolutely fucking love domination and violence regardless of sex and gender

I just want an abusive mommy gf

It will probably keep existing in its current state as a part of society that's not nearly as prominent but still maes people take extreme stances for or against it

>Shippers don't care about characters, they don't care about characterization, they just want to see two characters fuck and that's it. Shippers are absolute fucking cancer, straight, gay, or whatever the fuck. Fuck shippers.
Absolutely based.

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Today I will remind them.

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