Hey, Dr Pickles The Drummer here. President Trump has wisely put me in charge of the Coronavirus response and I'm here today to tell you about the cure to what ails you:
Bleach! Drink it! Drink the bleach!
Hey, Dr Pickles The Drummer here...
Liam King
Noah Watson
Are you sure that drinking bleach will cure people of the virus?
Hudson Ortiz
Why would our glorious leader lie to us?
Drink the bleach.
Nathaniel Rogers
It’s safe, bleach is mostly water and we’re mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach
Brayden Taylor
"wouldnt it be smarter to pour the bleach into the cups of urines instead of drinkings it"
Hudson James
SHUTS UP TOKIS DRINKS THE BLEACH
Brody Taylor
NO YOU STOPS IT, YOU DRINKS THA BLEECH
Xavier Phillips
Yous guys ams so stupid. You shoulds be injectsing the UV lights directlys into yous veins. Thens you'll be all glowings and cured.
Samuel Martin
I don't want to drink pee tho
Chase Ward
Been thinking about this all day.
Jayden Turner
Nathan here, we are officially dubbing the coronavirus "scrambles the death dealer."
>is there a chance we will have this virus contained within the month?
I only have one thing to say to that.
THAT'S DOABLE.
Connor Hall
Nuh uhs stupids, youse gots to puts the lights downs your throat into youse lungs like this
*gahgghg*
Austin Price
MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMSIDER
Chase Gray
Waaaaaaait a minute since when YOU listen to authority? We should do the opposite, we should vomit bleach!
Isaiah Russell
In emergencies, like if you only have contaminated water to drink from, you can mix bleach with it small amounts to make it somewhat safer to drink.
But we're talking teaspoons to gallons here.
Charles Martin
And now you know a helpful tip. Good day!
Colton Baker
MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER!
James Diaz
And how are you gonna vomit bleach if you don't drink the bleach?
See this is why I'm in charge you gotta think about these things.
James Gutierrez
LOCKED IN A BOX AND TOLD I'M CONTAGIOUS
Jeremiah Powell
checks out, after all I am white
Dominic James
I'm picturing some angry redneck trying to get a syringe so he can inject disinfect and throwing a fit when he can't.
Luis Taylor
Put the lime in the coconut...
Chase Wilson
Well, if you drink bleach, your corpse will not catch anything.
Jose Mitchell
I always kinda knew we were stupid. But holy [pinch harmonic] we are [pinch harmonic] idiots.
Ayden Perez
People would jump in front of trains if Trump said it was fun and harmless
John Perez
Cooper Sanders
I find it hilarious but also pitiable that Trump is actively killing his supporters.
Luis Ross
It's cool, ironically only Democrats seemed to take his advice.
Jose Jenkins
Source?
Dominic Cox
Funnily enough, this would be healthier than what donny recommended people do earlier today. You can at least spit out bleach if you try drinking it...
Matthew Stewart
I don't believe any of this