Name one superhero team that can defeat HBO Max

Name one superhero team that can defeat HBO Max.

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>buys AT&T

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Any team with a non bitchmade superman

It's like you're not even trying OP

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Why is Chihiro next to Cartman, Kyle and the nigga from The Boondocks?

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Can we mention how just about all the females are the ones walking front and center

All animations are childish drivel so it makes sense

Ninjak.

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>even on some shitty promo poster for hbo max kyle is adorable

The Criterion Collection will also be part of HBO Max, I already have HBO Now and I can't fucking wait.

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>Cartman and Kyle

Return to Imagination Land?
But seriously, why are they there among all those WB-characters? Did AT&T buy Viacom?

The average consumer

is DC Universe dead yet? has it been rightfully absorbed in to HBO Max

>conan standing side by side with morpheus in the back

The matrix movie we deserve

Where is the drizzle?

Pretty sure southpark, rick and morty and Ghibli are on netflix

Who the fuck is the Drizzle?

piracy

Still separate, and will continue to be for the foreseeable future, apparently.

The Boomerang streaming service, which has most of the Hanna-Barbera, Looney Tunes, and MGM libraries behind it, also remains its own separate thing.

And Warner Brothers sill has a lot of their classic cartoons over on Hulu too.

>>buys AT&T
In what world

Just when Disney needed them most they vanished

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>Disney
>buying AT&T
>ever, let along now

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Is the CW stuff also on HBO Max? If they get all WB affiliated content and a good price they can be the top streaming service.

Only the new stuff apparently because everything else is still on Netflix

Big Bang Theory? Isn't that show made by CBS?

AT&T can license shows for their streaming service. It doesn't have to be stuff they own exclusively.

I guess they got the rights to South Park since Hulu is now Disney’s whipping boy now.

I can see why they used Cartman to promote South Park but Kyle is an odd second choice. I’m surprised they didn’t go with Kenny, Butters, or (god forbid) Randy.

No wanner bros owns the show, CBS just has the airing rights. Most tv shows are not made by the networks but by another company. For example Dreamworks owns all their tv shows on Netflix, Netflix’s just distributes it.

Reminder that Disney is slowly becoming bankrupt now

Actually dosnt lionsgate own South Park?

Why?
Cartman and Kyle are the only actually relevant characters in 90% of the episodes.