JSA Storytime: Transformers

Good evening owls and robofuckers,

Back to Optimus rules the Earth now

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How's things, everyone?

It's disappointing when we have all these great cover artists and then most of the book is Griffith

HI TEX

I got Chuy's takeout tonight because I was craving it

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Hello, Storyteller.

>Arcee
Hey, maybe she's here to kill everyone and stop the stupidity.

Hey, Tex! Been a little bit.

Took another walk today. Think I have to do at least 2-3 miles a day for my own sanity.

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You have to go with whoever doesn't kill themselves drawing detailed robots on a month by month schedule I guess

as the happy owner of an original page, the sheer detail and work on the inks is jaw-dropping

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A struggle.

As someone who only started to sketch them recently I "this" this post. Somebots are especially horrible though.

ROBOT
ROLL
CALL

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That's good, you found something of a solution.

Said detailing is annoying. Never was a fan of greeble, mostly because it looks unappealing, but also because the production hiccups it must cause.

Plaguetime has been really warping time, hours and days disappear so fast I couldn't possibly keep up with the threads.

Keep hangin' in there, friend.

>Be aware of TF stories on ao3 though since they are usually crazy. My first random fic I ever clicked was a drunk phase sixer orgy with cannons and it only got worse with other fics.
>It only got worse
Idk user, I wouldn't exactly describe that as bad to begin with.

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>Torchbearers defending girl's school
>Jazz protecting inner city youths
Sorry, I can't get over the sheer lack of subtlety there. This actually made me giggle like an idiot.

Yeah, the psychological aspect is a bit under-discussed, frankly.

that's, like, starter material, really

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(you literally cannot shock me with fanfic, I've seen it all)

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This artist for instance, was always very professional and unlike some of the others, never missed a deadline.

For as much as people complained there is a reason they kept getting work

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Hi, ST!

>they just left his arm on the White House lawn
Uh, okay.

I like Ramondelli though. My only complaint would be sometimes his heads feel too small in relation to the rest of the body. His new comic The Kill Lock is pretty good too

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Is just saying "I did that so Galvatron wouldn't kill the humans" really not enough to justify this to them

I agree with the council.

I feel like fanfic has only gotten tamer over the years. We don't really have anything like Agony in Pink or My Immortal anymore.

He could've stopped Galvatron without declaring Earth to be annexed

I blame social media.

SKYBYTE BABY

>Never was a fan of greeble
He pseudo-movie designs where it was just super greebly versions of the old cartoon designs was the worst of all worlds.

>I feel like fanfic has only gotten tamer over the years. We don't really have anything like Agony in Pink or My Immortal anymore.

I miss Fan Fiction Friday on this old blog. It gave me the Malfoy skullfucking piece, the Drybones vore story, and the Pokemon sex one.

oh man, there's stuff that's far more WTF, it's just that there's more of it and so it's less outre than it used to be

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How's that smash brothers fan fiction that's the longest story in human history anyway

CAN'T HE JUST WIN

Even if I agree with this young man or mens, it's hard seeing Optimus like this

I imagine if Tolkien were our age he would have just written tons of Norse mythology fanfic

absolutely, but his origfic would have the following

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, a noblebright hero getting shat all over to make things edgy. In the same book as the fighter jet screenwriter with a human girlfriend and a dog. Woo.

Hi thread!! Work fucking sucks so bad oh my god.

Tolkien could’ve done a Thor run!

>I was CHOSEN chosen chosen, chosen chosen chosen. Chosen.
Shut up, Starscream. That Titan was drunk and had a concussion when he "chose" you, you little shit.

>the Pokemon sex one
Considering Pokemon porn is itself not in any way notable, you're going to have to elaborate.

HI user, we are here for you

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I find it more depressing than edgy

Hello Storyteller!

This is the second time hes implied the death of Astrotrain ...

I used to know who wrote the skullfucking one, that was absolutely done as an upping the ante dare

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This is justified though. What Optimus did wasn't right. To the reader it just seems absurd because they know Optimus to be nothing but the best of the transformers.

>implying that Prowl infected Optimus with his bullshit
... That makes far too much sense, and I hate it.

It really was hilarious reading that Ring Cycle comic and seeing all the things that blatantly inspired LOTR.

Y'all are the only people who can relate to the insane things I've seen on this internet, it's cathartic to be here sometimes

>Tolkien Thor. Would Lee/Kirby Thor even be the same without the fantasy elements that were already influenced by Tolkien?

>That hot Arcee


yeeessssssss my robo dick is hard enough to slice glass

The Ring is something you can find new things to enjoy in each time but I also believe it really is fundamental to an understanding of the 20th century fantasy genre, especially via things like the Rackham illustrations

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Annexing Earth as a Cybertronian colony without asking either anyone from Earth or Cybertron. I like Optimus, but that is some goddamn nonsense.