Do they celebrate Ramadan in Bikini Bottom?

As much as I respect a person's right to celebrate their religion I am so fucking glad this year I am not living in a place where I have to deal with this holiday. I used to rent a place in a neighborhood with a lot of Muslims and I never got sleep during this fucking time.

>only non-whites can be Muslim
Wow, lefties really are racist.

Patrick looks pretty cool, Spongebob looks like a wuss

They're probably not going to do songs about their beliefs. Good opportunity for singing about Sandy being most of the way to acceptability though.

I'm sure the Muslims will gladly repay your loyalty, infidel, if their population in your country increases.

I thought Ramadan wasn't something you " celebrated". Like, I thought it was a very solemn time of reflection.

It’s not, but burgers Americanize every holiday into either ethnic Christmas or ethnic food day. Same with cinco de mayo and Hanukkah, neither of which are that important outside of the USA.

Fun Fact; Cinco De Mayo was made in America. A group of Californian Latinos felt homesick and wanted to celebrate their culture, so they created Cinco De Mayo. It is really just an excuse to drink tequila and eat tacos. Technically it celebrates when Mexican soldiers won a battle against Spanish forces during their battle for independence. The Mexican troops were severely outnumbered, but were still able to pull a win out.

>stupid shit like thanksgiving good
>stupid ahit from other part of the world bad

Nuke america already

They do now

Yet they'll have no problems throwing useful idiots like you under the bus. I dare you to go live in a Muslim country without converting. If you live, you'll learn the hard way they don't recipocate your delusional tolerance.

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Lucky fucker. Muslims are the biggest minority in my country, and during the ramadan is the only time they start to act like *actual* muslims and become as pious as Muhammad. It's like vegans but only for some period each year.
>i'm doing ramadan, look how much I love my faith guys
>no, I don't eat at day and actually act up, unlike you infidels
>*licks his lips and lets his stomach rumble while everyone is eating lunch*
>look, look how much of a fucking muslim I am
>ain't I a good muslim, guys?

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Muslims would NEVER recipocate the type of liberal multiculturalism you insist on.

So, no one should be the bigger person? You get to be smug about it.

Live in fear brother

The only one who is being smug here is you. Thanks for confirming that you have a white savior complex though. I can guarantee you that they don't give a fuck about your "bigger person" bullshit. It's an empty gesture made by self-righteous hypocrites like you just to make you feel better about yourself.

Russia, Kenya, or Sweden?

Live in ignorance. Not a single one of you hypocrites would willing go live in or visit a Muslim country, but it sure makes you feel better to pretend you're their white savior from the safety of your gated community.

YES

Literally live in neighborhood with muslims ya big ole Pussy, stay afraid

If the fat theories are right and Bikini Bottom is part of the Bikini Atoll, they sure would know of their explosions.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_savior

Good for you. I'm sure you also conveniently ignore the shit that goes down in their neighborhoods too.

But of course you're most likely lying about living in a Muslim neighborhood just so you can have your gotcha moment.

Unless your a capital kid you'll rarelly find such a thing as a Muslim neighborhoods. I live in a place where some muslims also live and they're pretty good people ya socio