How did he do it?

How did he do it?

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he was probably just the first guy she ran into

All women really want is a good man with a huge dick

Big dick and also a big heart.

because he's Greg

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Greg is based in STL.

He literally fucked a space queen/princess

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It's canon that Rose has been with other humans before Greg
Pearl said it when she me him

Never seen the show?

Pink canon had sex with other humans for basically 6000 years straight

He probably didn't.

But Greg had a son with her

Yes, I'm not denying that, it's just that he's clearly not the first guy she ran into like the user I was replying to suggested.

He’s genuine.
Never has to layer himself behind irony or sarcasm. He’s vulnerable. Not afraid of being hurt. So ready for something new that he’ll take the bad with the good and he sees the beauty in it too.

Try it sometime.

They had similar past, he's a pure sweet dude, he rocks hard, and is probably hung like a horse no shit this dude landed one of the four strongest people in existence he is next level chad

And he got a giant woman, his fetish. Meanwhile, I will never have a muscle girl.

>how did he do it?

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>Pink ran away from her responsibilities and family by faking her death
>Greg ran away from his responsibilities and family by changing his name to a dumb song
They truly belonged together.

FUCKED HER TO DEATH!

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So basically Greg's dick was better than millions of other guy's?

How did Steven do it?

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Maybe but you need more than a big dick for a space goddess to fall in love with you and decide she would have a child with you even if it ends her life in the process

BIGGUS DICKUS

HE HAS A WIFE YOU KNOW

I hear a lot of people say that Rose is Greg's wife but they never got married

But they acted like a married couple

>I hear a lot of people say that Rose is Greg's wife but they never got married
Andy and no one else

It's simple. Rose was attracted to his lazy rebel style, as it was something she could relate to.

>lazy
When? The man runs a carwarsh by himself he ain't lazy

He also had a huge dick I guess

He ran the carwash after

She's a gem. She wouldn't be able to get pregnant unless she did it on purpose by shapeshifting a womb. Wouldn't be able to get Earth diseases either. She could have had sex with literal thousands of human men for all we know. It's probably less given Pearl describing it as "Now and again", and these men as curiosities, but still