Happy Birthday to our Queen!

Happy Birthday to our Queen!

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I hope they cast Johnnie Derp as Mera, I totally care about him.

Aren't they going to have to recast her if she goes to jail?

Isn’t she a abuser?

The movie would be much funnier with a cross dressing Depp taking the role.

I have to append my coomposting by saying that I'd still hit Amber Heard but I'd have to put her in cuffs and a ballgag first. I may also need to shave to make sure there aren't any hairs she can pull out of me.

Wish she defecated in my bed...

Crossdressing isn't meant to be funny. When it's done solely for laughs, that can be offensive and even harmful to transexual and nonbinary people.

No one cares if it's a female. And I dont just mean physical she lied to get him fucked by a judge. And not enough people see women as actual human being that are responsible for their own decisions.

Did she really poop in his bed

What kind of people of privilage are we talking about that you cant make fun of them. This weird pity bigotry you have is kind of disgusting.

She's not going to jail. She'll just have to issue an apology at best and maybe get house arrest or community service.

It's been pretty widely reported. This is why they tell you not to stick your dick in crazy.

She's rich and a woman, she'll probably just get away with a fine and some community service. I wonder if it was the catholic school or New York model life that screwed her up. She grew up in a full rich household otherwise.

>nonbinary
This gender does not exist.

She has been running around hollywood for awhile. Did she get a leg up or did she have to pass the casting coach.

No, retard, crosdressing is meant to be funny when it's done as a joke. And not when not. Same with pratfalls: if it's done for a joke, you laugh, if some guy fell and broke a hip, it's not funny.

She was quick to sneak Musk in for a romp soon after her wedding to Depp. She's probably hopped on quite a few dicks for a role.

>done
But Johnny depp making a poor attempt to be a woman with everyone in the cast pretending its completely believable would be funny and no one would have to break a hip.

I'm not sure you are good at this thinking thing.

There's probably a lot of rich powerful people who would appreciate a beauty shitting on them, then again, maybe it was the other way around. That would explain the anger issues.

Random rosaries seem to be musk's weakness. They are going to stop us from getting to mars.

I wasn't talking to you, retard, that's why it doesn't address your argument. I was talking to the guy who thinks crosdressing can't be done for fun because that's offensive.

Ah sorry.

>this much incel think
she's already being considered for jail time for doing all this, and given how stacked everything is in Johnny's favor since literally nobody is siding with her I think it's safe to say she no longer has a career

As head of the MeToo movement, she'll get a slap on the wrist and the media will downplay the entire case.

>As head of the MeToo movement
do you know how retarded you sound

>the media will downplay the entire case.
considering that said media is now getting sued and losing to Johnny right now for siding with Heard, I doubt it

Have you every fucking watched a female in front of a judge? You know they are old as fuck right? You generally have to be a career lawyer before you are even considered. And these old fucks have older views. Women get off contantly. They always have lighter sentences. Shell get probation at most.

So why did she poop in his bed

So she’s not being replaced?

>Isn’t she a abuser?

I'm going to tell you something very depressing that will get ignored because of political and mental illness bullshit here: female OR male, abusers very rarely go to prison unless they nearly kill (multiple times in a pattern) or actually kill their victims. Otherwise, for complicated reasons, usually nothing happens to them and by far the vast majority of the time nobody finds out, much less the authorities. If they do it in front of some cops in public they'll get a warning.

There are exceptions that slip through the cracks, these are exceptions.

This is both women and men, both women and men beat the shit out of their partners. Who is the stronger one doesn't always matter (and men can be injured, prone, incapacitated in married situations and be easy targets). You're think this is hysterically funny until it happens to you or someone you care about. If a woman did it to you, you'll be too embarrassed to ever tell anyone about it, especially your guy friends, even if it keeps happening, even if your life is at risk.

Have fun.

Maybe someone shat on her in exchange for a role and it made her have some sort of shit-related psychological complex? I mean people don't just get the idea to shit in someone's bed out of nowhere unless they are Werewolf Jones.

Shut up fag lol

>same media
Doesn't have to be the same publications. And for those publications, it's more likely that they will just ignore it to make people forget their flub than cover it from Depp's side.

Curiously, burglars who trash houses are actually somewhat notorious for doing this. That said Heard honestly sounds like she's an alcoholic with mental issues. Combine that with Depp being a heroin addict and it was always gonna end extremely poorly.

Get in line.

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>No one cares if it's a HOT female
always specify your answers

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