>Hello user
>You don't know me but I know you
>I want to play a game
>For years, you have talking shit about other people's waifus as if you've got any right to feel superior
>Now its your turn
>There is a poison gas filling in the room, >Inhaling too much will cause all your organs to dissolve
>There is a microphone on the opposite side of where the gas is coming out
>All you need to do to get the antidote is explain why your waifu is shit
>If you don't, then your browsing history won't be the only thing that gets cleared
>Live or die, make your choice
Hello user
Blake Ross
Jason Nguyen
My waifu is fat, dumb, and expensive to feed.
Easton Price
I don't have a waifu get me out of here.
Xavier Russell
They're a stuffed toy who doesn't even have a hole.
>Inhaling too much will cause all your organs to dissolve
Yeah retard, that's what poison gas is supposed to do
Chase Gray
Same. JIGSAW WERE INNOCENT!
John Nelson
She's already married and it would probably kill me if I had sex with her. Also, sometimes Kirby drew her like a gorilla.
Connor Kelly
My waifu loses every single fight in the series but the last one.
Chase Hughes
>BEHOLD! My latest invention, the Smell-o-Scope! It can sniff out anime braps from over 40000 hectoacres away!
Lucas Robinson
She probably gave out handjobs to earn some money.
Ryan Murphy
>My Waifu has so few redeeming qualities that the only people who would even fall for her are twelve year olds who are full of hormones and like her voice slash loyalty, and wanted someone who would love them forever when they were that age and stupid.
>Like me.
>Still my waifu because once my waifu, forever my waifu.
Jackson Martin
She’s fictional, and a goddamn mutie
Nathaniel Morales
I actually abandoned my "waifu" more than a year ago because the concept is silly...you just REAAAALLY don't like me, do you? :)
Joseph Foster
>the concept is silly
user you basically have a prostitute within your own head, how is that silly?
Ethan Nguyen
can't you Just target that pedo from the other thread?
Easton Ward
Bad sense of humor
Oliver Clark
Cos sheez naht reel?
Charles Sanders
That's why we have body pillows, realdolls, and life-sized plushie monstrosities with specially places holes and a shit ton of lube to act out our perverted fantasies in the comfort of our own home on the government's own NEETbux. If your waifu was real, it would destroy you emotionally and destroy your dick physically. You desire what you cannot have, and the beauty of the waifu is that you will never have it. It is better that way.
Austin Thomas
your waifu's shit too you fucking nutcracker lookalike
Wyatt Fisher
At best, they'd be in different to me. At worst, they'd be disgusted by me. A lot of them would probably kick my ass if I even thought about asking them out. Most of them also have significant others who would beat my ass
Jordan Moore
William Nelson
She's my OC, she only lives me because she doesn't know any better! I'm literally not good enough for any real waifu!
IT'S NOT HER, JIGSAW! IT'S ME! I'M THE ONE WHO'S SHIT!
Xavier Martin
Ok.
Sebastian Mitchell
She wears dumb glasses, her actitude is really mean spirited, she might be jewish and makes my catholic values tremble in desire, and she is voiced by the bitch wo voices indian mom from SU
Charles Young
Hello.
Nathan Hall
She's bald and Tumblr thinks she's nonbinary!
Luis Sanchez
My waifu is pure evil and wants to conquer the world and kill anyone opposed to her and probably also people that DON'T oppose her.
Ayden Turner
Shes only been the focus of one episode that didnt give her much depth and is kind of a try hard asshole. and shes an anthro
Ian Cooper
My husbando is an unimportant joke character.
Daniel Garcia
Yas Forumsmblr taste.
Henry Young
But I don’t have a waifu.
Hudson Fisher
faggot spotted