JSA Storytime: Transformers

Good evening owls and robofuckers,

Space Jesus is here to save the Earth

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Man that cover really makes it look like the rightmost big bot has a dick cannon.

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT OPTIMUS

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That makes me wonder. Who would have the bigger dick, Optimus or Megatron

megatron carries around a giant fusion canon
so you just know hes compensating

Wow we're really just getting straight into it tonight huh. Set out your arguments, user.

yes, show your work, pics are acceptable

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>I'm establishing this military dictatorship to free you all from tyranny!

It is the Torch they Bear.

that's our bot!

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How are you feeling today OP? I missed being active in the last couple of threads but I'm sorry you were having a rough go of it.

megatron became more like optimus, optimus became more like megatron.

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More like COPtimus SLIME.

Let's be honest, it's Optimus fucking Prime, if an open election was held for President of the World, he'd still probably end up in charge.

The "TWO FUSION CANONS? REALLY?" thing he did to Tarn makes me think maybe he isn't compensating...
What if he's really just putting it on display, or maybe as a warning?

>You're all free to shut the fuck and get in line.
>You first, caveman!

Good Daddy Takes Charge.

I miss Prowl.

I took a long walk today, I think I need to do that every day to emulate working conditions

Still no booze tho :(

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I know that's the big meme but storywise it makes sense to me at least that we've come to this

Like yeah it's true but I don't see a problem with either

Sounds very American

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Well when he puts it like THAT I don't see a problem with it

I don't like this "No Booze" Arc your life story has entered

Is that Ratbat (who died) or Mindwipe?

How the fuck was Galvatron not competing in the same gladiator ring as Megatron and Overlord. Literally all he enjoys is fighting; he literally fights to lead so he can cause more fights.

I think he was stuck in the Dead Universe before either were born

I'm moderately okay with it because I worry about how much OP drinks.

Hello, Storyteller.

I am late because I drifted off, but got woken up by my neighbors apparently setting off fucking fireworks? The actual hell is this shit?

Um, anyway, Optimus annexing Earth. Cool, let's see how that goes.

I'm trying to be good but I don't like it either!!!

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I like to pretend she only drinks during storytimes

Fuck, he has every right to be pissed.
>You mean they just fought all the time, and got paid for it? And I missed it?

kek

The Virgin Optimus Prime Army-Enforced "Democracy" vs. The Chad Galvatronian Killocracy

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Marissa x Thundercraker is a good ship.

Based Sky Lynx

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Wrong.

Who's the black Whirl