What dies Yas Forums think of internet gas? What does it smell like?

What dies Yas Forums think of internet gas? What does it smell like?

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milk and salty pennies

God this "man" is such a fucking pussy I just want to slap some sense into him

Why, it's very simple to make your own. All you have to do is take your hard drive, smash it with a hammer (or whatever blunt instrument you have on you), then put it in a saucepan and heat to 375 degrees. Then, mix some Doritos with Mountain Dew (the classic green, no red or blue shit) in a blender until it becomes a fine paste, then add it to the saucepan (now simmering) and then return to full heat. Then, using a homemade distillery, heat it until the condensation collects as fine droplets, then boil the mixture and inhale the fumes.

Soon the wonders of the internet will be yours, all websites will be accessible with the merest thought and the ability to come up with the Dankest of Memes holds sway...

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>internet gas
Supposedly this is on the 4cc roster but I literally have never heard anyone on Yas Forums talk about this until this thread

>what dies Yas Forums

My soul

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I hate it that like a decade ago, I had this idea for a villain who would constantly be bombarded by wifi, TV signals, radio signals and all that in his brain and just would be obsessing over shit that didn't matter. He would also be able to send those waves into other people's brains so in the middle of a fight, he could make his opponent get his sensory inputs changed to the Big Bang Theory for a few seconds.

nano-machines, son.

If this actually happens in the comic, I'll believe the rumors that it's all actually an elaborate Springtime for Hitler-thing to ruin Marvel. If it doesn't, man...

I think it's a perfectly fine concept for a Freakazoid reboot, and literally nothing else.

I like how you guys are still sperging out over this

>heat to 375
>in a sauce pan

Why are people mad? Because a faggot like this is getting paid to write such shitty ideas when some anons would kill for his position

you motherfucker

Don't knock it 'till you try it. Why, I'm posting on the internet right now with my brain!

Iron Man fought a guy like that in the pre-internet age, it would be easy enough to update the idea and treat it seriously.

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How many Giovanni Ribissi's are there, and can we please have Casey Afleck produce another award winning film so the internet can treat the Giovanni Ribissi/Casey Afleck comparison with the same respect it use to give to the Jesse Isenberg/Michael Cera comparison.
K,-Thanks,-Bye!

The comic hasn't even come out

Do me a favor and stop teasing me with promises of intelligent conversation. Cipher from New Mutants and Jack Hawksmoor God of the Cities did it better and the new Jenny Sparks as well.
Oh, and Ex Machina would have done it if it hadn't turned into a homo-auto-erotic-asphexiation suicide pact blegh.

And your point?

>why are people mad?
This can't be a genuine mystery. No one is mad.

internet gas is no different from the flash's initial origin.

Your reading comprehension sucks

So much for modern comics having more advanced storytelling than the Golden Age then...

Do you really expect it to be good?

Being able to recite information =/= understanding and doing something with that information

It can be a mixture. Some people can inhale a vapour, some can have meta-texual destiny powers tied to a interdimensional alien.

Stale shit.

See, Hydra wasn't satisfied with forming the alt-right, and turning pepe and ok hand signs into their code. They want to shoah jews through the internet. Hence, they got the slave scientists to make digitizable Zyklon B. Zyklon (B:) if you won't but you'll fucking take it anyway bitch daddy owns your sissy ass.

Anyway, that Grandfather was with Captain America and punched the Nazis into Notzis, and gathered the gas for research. He hid it away, and the kid found it. But he was so woke about how wypipo are devil monsters from Yakub, that the wicked tools of the edomite cavers instead made him the superhero that this fucking baby headed macaque-looking motherfucker cooked up.

This man looks like a character from The Sims after maxing out all the sliders.