How would you feel if you found out your 14-year old daughter has been hanging out with a 70+ year old skeezy dead man?

That's natural for a husband and wife.

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>TFW no 14 year old goth gf

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Get angry. It would be different if the genders were reversed tho

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I had a 16-year-old goth gf but she decided she didn't want to date an old guy like me anymore.

Tell her that she is getting too friendly with her demons. I would take him away from her and fuse him with a slime.

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>it's a Lydia does something cartoony episode

That didn't happen much in the show.

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I’d think: “Pretty based. At least she’s not turning into some sort of creepy asexual or seething terrified Christcuck.”

At this point I'm old enough to be Lydia's father. Having a qt underage goth gf will forever be outside of my reach.

I also don't want to go to risk going to jail.

Why do I care, corpse penis doesn't work

All dads want to secretly fuck their daughters.

Didn't he mention that he was alive, or possibly even already dead way back when the black plague was really kicking off?

And vice versa

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I'm just going to leave this right here.

youtube.com/watch?v=nE0ElmZm-6c

I hate this art style. It's always done by artists who never learned how to draw from life and just mimicked others and it makes for really bad poses and expressions.

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Welcome to the family, son.

They were really only best friends in the cartoon even if probably BJ did have some creepy crush that is totally inappropriate by real world standards. He kept it to himself.

But look, as you said, Beetlejuice is FUCKING DEAD. He can't get her pregnant. Once you're fucking dead, you're not really any age anymore. 20,000 years later he'll be the same, Lydia will be dead with him and any mere mortal difference will be totally irrelevant like someone being seconds older than their spouse. That's the thing about a fantasy cartoon about ghosts. It won't matter in what's an eyeblink of time to dead people in the afterlife.

>He can't get her pregnant.
That's not usually the only concern when it comes to dating a minor.

You mean, aside from realizing that the afterlife is real?

Cuz... y’know, that’s kind of a bigger revelation.

>He can't get her pregnant.
The Manitou says hi

Netherworld in the cartoon was never really clarified as being the Afterlife. Otherwise, why is there a tap-dancing spider and a Texan hairy monster. It comes across more as the Ghost Zone from Danny Phantom.

What's up with the Incest fetish pandering ?
Have u seen the anime
Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?
Novel series

Fair enough but what I meant was that I don't even know if dead people can have sex, corpses and ghosts have no biological functions. Who knows? It's magic or some shit. It doesn't make much sense. Once you've got dead magic people dancing around this shit is the least of your concerns really. I think Lydia's whole understanding of the nature of Reality being vastly different than the rest of humanity is a bigger issue.

Cannabis pipe but I don't like cannabis Marijuana feels it makes me feel weird like I'm in a cartoon for that trip
I don't know how stoners pothead treat Marijuana like it was fucking crack cocaine selling there own souls and mom's for a hit of that Bud
And why does Dr dre promote it smoke weed everyday I'm like no thanks I tried it once it's not my thing

I mean, Beej has magic powers. If he wants to make a pun about wood and give himself an erection, he can.

Lydia in the cartoon is wearing makeup to look creepy. It hides that bedroom eyes

I'm a man of culture I see cartoon Lydia I click

I think they are playing off the chemistry the actors in the live action. Lydia was suicidal in the movie and Beetlejuice tried to stop her