Bats can transmit rabies

>bats can transmit rabies
>this makes Batman scary
>squirrels can transmit rabies too
>this doesn't make Squirrel Girl scary
Explain this, Yas Forums.

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She won every fight she was in

it's simpler. Bats are scary to normies while squirrels are cute.
I know this distinction might not be good enough to sate your autismo but there you go

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jesus, Avengers Alliance continues to be the defacto stock image for most marvel characters

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>bats can transmit rabies
Yes
>this makes Batman scary
What? No. The reason Batman is scary is because he's a towering hulk dressed Dracula who beats people to a pulp. You thought the only reason Batman is scary is because bats transmit rabies?

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Does SG have any recommended runs or is she just a meme?

Her kisses taste like hazelnut. Batman can't make that claim.

Well, he's based on an animal that can transmit rabies.

The GLA mini by Dan Slott and little else.

I'm glad Squirrel Girl got an adaptation where she looks like she has down syndrome and its fans need to make every conversation an attempt to prove it's not shit.
It means that the character will forever be in the trash along with her meme power.

Isn’t she canonically autistic

squirrels are mammals so we're inherently biased towards them

A girl could give me herpes but I'm not scared of girls
A bird could give me bird flu but I'm not scared of birds

Bats are also mammals.

I keep forgetting she's a mutant, just like Molly Hayes. Has she been involved in any Krakoa shenanigans yet?

The reason Batman is scary is because he's a towering hulk dressed Dracula who beats people to a pulp. You thought the only reason Batman is scary is because he's based on an animal that can transmit rabies?

It's one of the reasons, yes.

>I'm not scared of girls
You should.

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>Batman is scary because bats can transmit rabies.

... you don't actually believe this do you? This would be peek autism if you follow that logic.

...

With enough preptime he could.

>squirrel girl
>not even a squirrel

What if squirrel girl had a shotgun?

Imagine that thing biting your dick off.

Great lake Avengers
New Avengers
USAvengers
Basically most things by Slott anything by Ewing

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>I keep forgetting she's a mutant, just like Molly Hayes. Has she been involved in any Krakoa shenanigans yet?
they actually retconned Doreen being a Mutant fairly early on in USG*, though they've never sorted out what she actually is

also it's kinda funny Squirrel Girl was showing up seemingly everywhere for a while and now she's barely around, especially since her own book ended back in January, hopefully that'll change soon, like maybe put her on a team book again or have her be a supporting character in another book

*which I imagine was for rights reasons more than anything, as outside of a couple appearances in Deadpool books(and some interactions with Wolverine during the period where she was babysitter for the Cage's) she's basically never interacted with the mutant crowd in Marvel, indeed in regards to film rights she's probably considered an Iron Man character more than anything(since she debuted in an Iron Man comic and her ongoing had her interact with Tony fairly often)

>this doesn't make Squirrel Girl scary
What makes squirrel Girl scary is that squirrels are A+ tier rodent
-speed
-agility
-climbing/digging
-gliding
-good senses
-powerful bite and teeth

Squirrel girl would be really interesting if they really played with those things more in the comics.

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Is there any animal-themed superhero that hasn't been done?

if we're talking Doreen's power set, setting aside how broken being able to talk to squirrels can be, the rest of her powers are nothing to sneeze at, she's basically got a hybrid of Spider-Man and Wolverine's powers, she just doesn't use them to their fullest because she prefers nonviolent solutions where possible

Dimetrodon Man!
He drags around a giant poster of a phylogenetic tree in order to explain that Dimetrodon was a synapsid and therefore more closely related to mammals than dinosaurs or modern reptiles.