Whomp Thread

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That's very good

dont get it, where is the text to help me out

We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

It's a place for single people to meet up and hopefully pair with someone. But he brought Kraft cheese singles instead

oh. im extra retarded today, ill leave now in shame

''You enter the ancient halls of a temple devoted to the duke of decay. The walls are comprised of roots and animal remains woven together various states of decomposition, and ahead you see- no, you can't roll the apology die. Ahead you see a vast mural of - not yet - a mural of a great bird feeding on the bloated corpse of a- fine, roll the apology die. Yes, the mural forgives you.''

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heh

You're missing the second layer of the joke, where the woman is uncomfortable because she thinks Ronnie is about to whip out his dong but it's just cheese.

If this doesn't work on any actual woman then she a hoe.

Ah. It looks like I too must leave in shame

Someone should edit the pack of cheese into a condom, I tried but it looked like shit.

Thats a big condom

Ronnie's a big boy

for you

Unfortunately I didn't save the condom template that was popular a few years back.

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I tried and it looks like shit but I'm posting anyway.

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Female condoms are about that size.

nobody fucking uses that garbage.
It would feel like you were fucking a plastic grocery sack.

You haven’t even tried it. Maybe it works for people who don’t like regular condoms.

Amazing

They're like four bucks a pop, and you've got to basically erect a tiny tent inside of the vaginal canal to proceed.
Only dental dams are more stupid and pointless.

I kind of want an apology die now

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I forgot something.

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What am I looking at?
I can't identify the package.
Some Amerifat please explain.

It says Magnum Dong condom.

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kek

Oh. Okay.
A Seinfeld reference.

It's a condom

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Wouldn't a condom just transform into a cute luittle dick-sized hawaiian shirt though?

How is he so cute?

These are baitposts. This comic is so shit people have to resort to this to get "bumps".