OH MY GOD, Yas Forums, HE'S GOT A SWORD!!!!

I have a sword too, motherfuckers.
And I will not mishandle it, like that idiot that licked his poison knife to look cool.

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I have a fist

That only counts when you're in the US.

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Oh yeah?

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Swords are the weapon of a bygone era. You will be destroyed foolish monkey.

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Is mayonnaise a sword?

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SUPER MEGA ULTRA ULTIMATE STROKE.

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YOUR RIGHT, WE DONT, I SAY WE AXE HIM A QUESTION!

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