What is your unironic favorite simpsons joke?
What is your unironic favorite simpsons joke?
Blake Ross
Anthony Sanders
Cooper Walker
What's wrong with Missouri? It can't be worse than Texas, California, New York, Hawaii or Arizona.
Gabriel Wilson
the one with al brooks where he wants some of homer's sandwich and when homer won't share he says "I'm driving, I'll kill us!"
Tyler Roberts
Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun
Charles Howard
you're not a real patriot if you believe that.
Evan Green
No shit I'm not American, I'm still alive.
Isaiah Taylor
>What's wrong with Missouri?
The joke is that it's one of the last states added to the Union despite it being on the mainland.
>Texas
The fuck is wrong with Texas?
Isaiah Adams
>Muh patriotism
You shouldn't ever be proud to be an American after 2020.
Grayson Price
>Not American
>Insults specific states
Isaiah Ortiz
It's almost like it's common knowledge they're all shitholes. You egotistical pricks need to broadcast yourselves to the whole world that even foreigners know how shit some of your states are.
Ayden Jones
Mr Burns age jokes.
>Smithers, what’s my PIN again?
>it’s your age sir.
>ah yes.
>Beep...Beep.....Beep........Beep
Jeremiah Thompson
Why not?
Jack Edwards
OBSESSED
Landon Perry
Christopher Miller
4 more years
Sebastian Gonzalez
>You egotistical pricks need to broadcast yourselves to the whole world that even foreigners know how shit some of your states are
>It's one of those users.
John Reed
>salty europoor still seething that their entire backwards shithole country isn't even worth one of america's shittier states
Colton Anderson
>You shouldn't ever be proud to be an American after the 20th century
fixed that for you
Brody Turner
Off the top of my head probably the one about the Trojan Horse technique
Christopher Nguyen
your butthurt sustains me muhammad
Austin Ward
I'm proud to be an America but only before ((him))
Tyler Sullivan
because bad orange man.
Aiden Wood
So what's the current number of infected in your shithole country again?
Zachary Sanders
the spanish joke was something like
>grampa, there is no need for the flag, this is not a formal event.
>first and foremost it is the country who should forgive homer for his acts.
Grampa being a uber patriot, it felt natural as a joke.
Levi Martinez
Because horribly failed response to an epidemic you absolute cult retard.
Liam Allen
>Thinks this means anything
Michael Hill
>crap education, healthcare and infrastructure
>thinks he has anything to brag about
America is just a bigger Guatemala at this point
Cooper Edwards
What's the current death rate?
Sebastian Young
Apparently it does to your shitty economy burgerboy
Ryder Cruz
it's not even the president's job, bud.
Benjamin Clark
>Be American
>Get shot
>Survive
>Kill yourself anyway because of debt
Easton Harris
Such as what? he banned travel from China back when the WHO didn't want him to, and from the entire world when other countries didn't.
Samuel James
America died for Europoors' sins.
Benjamin King
>he names states that are objectively wealthier and better to live in then missouri
Asshurt culture warrior detected? Did a cali surf bro fuck your Dad?
Joshua Hernandez
I'm in South Korea so 238.
Lucas Stewart
Hope your mother gets it and dies, would love to see you bawling your eyes out and expecting sympathy. You deserve none.
Aaron Parker
Hans moleman.
I don't need to say anything else.
Joseph Gomez
Options are nice to have.
In America, you have the right to drop out college course if you dislike it for whatever reason.
In Europe, you get a finger and a fuck you, take what you get.
Jordan Anderson
>Implying
Sebastian Watson
Death RATE, as in proportion of population to infected to dead.
Aiden Rivera
This isn't about your retarded orange puppet, this is your ENTIRE population acting like entitled retards.
Easton Anderson
Why
Did you even understand my post, retard