JSA Storytime: Transformers

Good evening owls and robofuckers,

onward with this

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Hello, Storyteller.

Still existentially exhausted?

Catching up to the threads, and I just wanted to say that I for one like Arcee in these books

slightly less

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She looks cute in this cover. If only she could chill.

(still primarily) ROBOT
ROLL
CALL

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spread page 1

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Don't push yourself OP

You're all we got

Well that's good. The psychological aspect of this situation has been kind of under-analyzed beyond people doing whacky tik-toks. You're fortunate enough to have some people to talk to on a regular basis, so you have some kind of anchor at least.

I'm terrible at saying comforting words, so apologies if that didn't help.

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Seriously. I'd just be looking at pornography if not for these threads

Hey as long as his sparks in his chest he really SHOULD be fine

I think the four Parsifals was an opera overdose I had to get over. Also, there's no alcohol left in the house other than the cooking wine, which I have been eyeing speculatively, and the homemade salmiakki koskenkorva which I'm not desperate enough to shoot yet

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Is Galva trying to copy Megatron?

Hey OP.
Flash is back for a couple weeks! And Legends of Tomorrow are robbing Supernatural's set tonight.

>Listen, do you want the drink or not?

That's good to hear. Hope that continues to improve to significantly so.

>Heretech's masterplan
Restarting the planet
with no survivors(?)!

I said this too. She fits well into that society and is actually quite entertaining to watch and can be both, an asshole when she kills a criminal again but she also has a bunch of bro tier scenes and she is a very good counter force to Prowl and even Starscream. Like her much more than most of the "holier than thou" or naive idiots that both make up like 80% of fembots.

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So, what's everyone playing? Got in some more FFVII, and I finally got to the crossdressing scene. It's like they went out of their way to make it as lighthearted, fabulous, and inclusive as possible... Maybe a little too much.

Look, the bit was fun and all, but it is kind of glossing over that our heroes are trying to infiltrate a sex trafficking ring. Just saying.

>who can blame them?
I can. Fuck Needlenose, that stupid little shit.

>Jazz
>Improvising
Woot.

yeah she fits this universe

I think most people enjoy their free time right now, though everybody is reacting differently. Some also have a lot of stress because they lost their job or get indebted now since the stores cannot open.

still working on HEARTS OF STONE, about to burgle me a vault

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Is Soundwave really this fucking stupid?

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What the fuck

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Yeah sorry

this is "too stupid to live" category

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OH NO who gets his upper body now they will forget him

He was smarter when Megatron was holding his dick and telling him where to pee, granted

my first thought is "someone's going to get to actualize one of those really uncomfortable kinks, aren't they"

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Heretech confirmed for Corona creator.

Wowza. Who did Wheeljack just cut in half?

There's no purchasable liquor anywhere around you? Like you couldn't get any on a grocery run?

Evoland2 right now.

I'd have to leave the house, which ugh, but....getting close to desperate

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Ooh, a heist! There's something intrinsically exciting about a good ol fashion robbery plot.

He's not supposed to be. You'd think one of the main Decepticon commanders would remember that most of their troops are warmongering psychopaths. Like, they deliberately recruited as many thugbois as they could. Come on, dude.

>it is kind of glossing over that our heroes are trying to infiltrate a sex trafficking ring
SEX WORK IS WORK

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No delivery? I live in the woods so I can't but all my asshole city friends brag about getting shit from the Super Market straight to their doorstops

Needlenose feels like was LARPing a Con boss instead of being one wishing for all of this. He needs just realize that all he craves for is to impress his brutal boyfriendo, not power.

been ogling drizzly, most grocery delivery is all "lol booked up"

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I've been catching up on comics news and DC distribution and stuff. And all I have to say is I still don't get retailers who are so scared of digital comics.

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I can do "curb side pick up" for most stores but at this point you have a week wait.
Still have to leave the house though but... I need food dawg

I think in All Hail Megatron the seekers killed like 80% of everyone in China or something like that, and later Spike made the Autobots invade China again I think cause they had Predacons working for them.

This was years ago it's possible I'm wrong but that's what theyre talking about

>You're our allies!
DECEPTICONS. I swear to Rung, you people are too stupid to function. Then again, judging by Soundwave's nonsense, even the Decepticons forget that they call themselves Decepticons.

AAAAAA
>I swear to Rung
Uhhh

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also, selfishly, I really need a flat of marigolds

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If you go early or late in the evening nothing should happen, people try to keep the distance anyway.

Did you skip The Transformers: Redemption? It should have been posted between Transformers # 45 and 46.