Who would win?

Who would win?

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Anyone beats Spinel if she doesn't have the element of surprise.

Jake since the Adventure Time overall power is greater than Steven Universe

Jake is too lazy to win

Jake is more malleable, where as any lethal attack to Spinel would poof her.

Surprise by looking like a harmless little girl seems like her best strategy.

Jake is shown to be vulnerable to puncture wounds (and by extension, cutting) when he's not prepared.

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Also crush damage, such as when his spine was crushed by the door in The Limit and Finn had to wish him back from dying.
He was very stretched out at that point, but even normally he doesn't have the strength to push away the entrance stone in "The Hall of Egress."
Meanwhile Spinel has the strength to punch a skyscraper 30 feet into the ground and leave a 10 foot deep dent at the top.
So it seems if she was able to pin him under something, she could break his spine.

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>Spinel slices Jake
>Dog liver times 51
>Jake proceeds to stomp on Spinel with a giant foot
>Spinel poofs

I dunno. I do know that Jake comes from a far better show, and is a far more likeable character

The latter yes, the former, not really.

You really are pretty gay

People complained about SU having too many episodic breaks in the main story. But AT is lucky to get 4 story episodes per season.
Clearly people have different needs.

I don't care about story. It's all about fun, and AT is far better as a piece of entertainment

AT stopped being fun like halfway through

I'd argue Steven Universe is more fun than AT cause when AT started taking itself a little too seriously I was unable to watch it cause it wasn't fun anymore

SU was only mildly fun for 1 season only, at least AT waited 4 seasons before getting somewhat dull, and even the later seasons are far more creative and unpredictable than SU's later seasons

No, it was pretty predictable the episode was gonna suck

I loved the later seasons, but they're an adquired taste

agree to disagree

I really liked the Lich and stuff but for the most part the big over arcing story of AT wasn't doing it for me. I really liked it's one off episodic episodes more. In turn I like both the plot and episodic episodes of SU say what you want but I actually kind of find the townie episodes to be charming and cute

i have a bisexual friend who adores SU, and even he thinks that the idea of SU being better than AT is complete bullshit

Why does them being bisexual matter?

also I'm not saying it's better I'm saying I enjoy one more than the other

Have Spinel kill Finn
NOW can Jake win?

Well, because it's the main reason why he likes SU so much in the first place. He told me himself

Okay...that's not the reason I like it. If you like a show cause it has gay people or whatever that seems like a super shallow and superficial reason to enjoy something

Nah that's just shipper logic. Many such cases.

We already seen Jake loose his memories before and it renders him useless

why would the rejuvantor work on an organic life form

Maybe not bones, as he spits them all out in Daddy-Daughter Card Wars.

But crushing is his weakness.
One hit from the anchor stopped him. Two hits put him out for days.

Even an amethyst could have thrown it.

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