Yas Forums, you are really going to get a kick out of this...
THE LOTUS TILE WAS IN MY SLEEVE THE WHOLE TIME!
Yas Forums, you are really going to get a kick out of this...
THE LOTUS TILE WAS IN MY SLEEVE THE WHOLE TIME!
What was this old fuck up to with that bullshit?
girls you are really going to get a kick out of this
i had a boner the whole time
That's quite funny Uncle
>tfw you’re 15 and your uncle buys you a prostitute to help you overcome your existencial crisis
Waste his grandson's time so he doesn't actually catch the Avatar, and can learn that his dad is kind of a dick along the way.
*nephew
I'm tired
>is one of the best firebenders in the world and could have chosen dozens of ways to accomplish this move
>uses hipthrust on his niece instead
why?
big belly funny
How many rapes do you think Iroh committed as general in the FN army
He's based and has a damn good taste. I'd also plough his niece, btw.
because butt
How many breads have you eaten?
Have they brought Jin back in the comics? I feel like she's the last thing that they haven't ruined in some way, so it would be nice to be disappointed.
He and Lu-Ten committed several war crimes at the siege of Ba Sing Se
she was a lesbian the whole time and was actually using zuko to make her ex girlfriend jealous
Why does this sound like something they would actually try to pull
Zuko's face after he threw Iroh's lotus tile in the river.
General "One Man Nanjing" Iroh
Firebending comes from the loins.
princesses are property so iroh is entitled to do what he wants
She appeared for a couple pages in one of the comics while Zuko and Mai were on a date during the occupation of Ba Sing Se.
Also to stress how much of a cunt Mai is she almost gets Zuko killed by telling Jin to try emulate her knife tricks on him.
I dunno, it'd be pretty funny if he lost one eye to fire and the other to ice.
and people say Azula is a uniquely bad person
oh come on this is funny
That's fucking funny Uncle
Did I miss something or was Mai not this terrible in the actual show itself? Like, I know she wasn't anyone's first pick for who should get with Zuko, but I swear I remember her at least not being completely unlikable.
Twinkle toes, shut her ass up
I hadn't though about it until now, but apparently they were feeding him enough Iroh for him to get built like this.
They were bringing a man who appeared delirious a steak for every dinner and a half dozen eggs every breakfast.
>feeding him Iroh
I meant to say protein but by that point Iroh was protein.
mai is a better character if she's actually a total sadist and this is the only reason her and azula became friends.
Prison gainz and muscle memory
Iroh was probably in really good shape when he was the dragon of the west so it's easier for him to get into shape and irl prisoners can get in really good shape despite having a bare minimum diet so it's not impossible to get like that on oatmeal and a loaf of bread
You see, metabolism is chemically just a controlled form of combustion, so Iroh used his firebending to bend his own metabolism towards protein production, squeezing the most out of those extra bowls of rice that guard snuck to him.
I don’t really remember Mai being an ass like this in the show, no.
Her thing was that she was bored and she didn’t really show her reaction to anything.
I kid you not...
Modern prisons provide some kind of nutrient rich rehydrated slop or whatever. Like it's not good food because they try to spend as little as they can, but at least it does have stuff in it.
Ancient prisons would feed you bread if you were lucky.
Iroh got buff through calisthenics and sheer willpower. If they were still feeding the man three square meals with pork and vegetables, sure, but if he was a regular ancient prisoner the man should have been too weak to stand.
we basket ball
gender bender