FACT

>FACT
Batman is a faggot and a swallow character.
>FACT
Batman's supporting characters and villains are also faggots and awful characters.
>FACT

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>FACT
OP is a massive faggot
>FACT
No other user beats him at sucking cock
>FACT

Would watch him get raped
Eddy is a cute twink

>FACT
Batman is just a wannabe Question

is there a panel or something where nygma has the upperhand on bane or ra's?

has the riddler and the question ever interacted? that seems like a really good scenario of obtuse wordplay vs convoluted conspiracies.

the closest we got was in that scoobydoo meets batman the brave and the bold

I heard the Riddler tried to take over Hub city once but left after a day.

>has the riddler and the question ever interacted?
No, but a random citizen once got them mixed up, much to Riddler's chagrin

>Edward Nigma is in Hub City for a change of pace
>It’s just as bad as they say, the citizens are just as bad as the mooks he hires
>But brutality will never beat out intelligence, and that’s why he’s in his warehouse lair with the mayor’s wife being held on ransom.
Question: You see a boat filled with city officials. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
>That’s the riddle he left behind for the dimwits on the Hub City police force. Panic rushes through the Riddler as a man with no face appears out of the shadows, cracking his knuckles.
Answer: Because everyone on the boat is married.
>The voice echoes, following him as he runs into the alleyway, who is this freak?
Question: A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
>The second riddle he left after the kidnapping. Eddie cursed as he reached the end of the alleyway, leading right into a 50 foot drop to the ocean. Who the hell designed this city?
Answer: She shot a picture of him, then she developed it in her dark room.
>Nigma pulls out his cane and begins holding it threateningly at the faceless man.
A married city official, a boat, pictures. The old photography warehouse on the docks.
>He knocks the cane out of his hand with a karate chop. Nigma is pissed.
Who the hell are you trying to be: Batman?!
Question: Who’s name is written on the rock 10,000 meters deep in the ocean?
Nigma was dumbfounded, that's not a riddle, that's not anything.
What?
Good Question.
>With one punch he knocks the Riddler out cold.
And I met Batman, he's a dick.

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What's THE thing that I should check out if I want some quality Question content?

Danny O'Neil's run on the question. All of it. And the quarterly. If by the end of it you feel like nothing's been resolved then you know you read the right thing.

Justice League Unlimited

Okay Dale

BLAM! MURDERED YOU!

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Hold on there, chum. Or should I say... chump?

Your perfidious plotting won't avail you today, Riddler. Not up to your usual standards - not even close.

The first clue was the repetition of ">FACT". We all know the facts - but these facts were false, and what is a repeated falsehood? A show of bravado. You're running scared.

You know the Riddler is no match for any Batman, so why claim otherwise? Because you can't resist sowing the seeds of your own destruction. The first clue in ">FACT" was your use of the less-than sign! Despite your protestations it is less-than a fact that the Riddler can best Batman, let alone every villain in Gotham - any Gotham, in any universe. But which Gotham did you intend to strike?

The answer lies in FACT. F, A, C, and T are the letters left over from FAT CUNT when you take out T, U, and N. Which Batman weighs a "tun" and is a fat cunt? As if that weren't clear enough, he's also a NUT - driving around in his tank murdering villains. No wonder you're nervous of him, Riddler - he really would kill you, because just as NUT is TUN in reverse, his world is a topsy-turvy mirror of our own, where darkness reigns and Commissioner Gordon is a rapist.

But what about your other riddles? "Riddler is the best Batman villain" - why, if you're the only living villain in Gotham, you default to the best; but your plan can't have been to cross into another universe just to die. You're a kook, but you're no fool. "No other Batman villain beats him." Where do villains beat other villains? In prison! You intended to cross over to Big Fat Batman's universe and take over his Arkham Asylum from the inside, then return here with villains the like of which this world has never seen.

A fiendishly risky plan, but I can't allow you to go through with it. My Bat-computer developed a way of closing your dimensional gate with sonar waves - you might well be crazy, but you're a citizen of Gotham and I'm sworn to protect you, even from yourself.

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IT'S GLANDULAR

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i hate king, but this page absolutely blew riddlerfags into the shadow realm and they'll NEVER EVER be able to recover

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Dark night dark city
OP's pic

If only this went somewhere and not for him to just literally do the same shit but look like a god damn ghoul.

The Question #26

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