What if one day you woke up and found yourself in Steven's body

What if one day you woke up and found yourself in Steven's body.

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I'd fuck Connie for a few hours and then post my dick pics to Twitter.

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I’d do something sexual, I don’t know what but something

Obviously, I fuck the Diamonds.

Go to Rose's Room and start fucking everything

Kill myself.

I'd take over the universe with my superpowers. The world's a mess and I just need to...rule it, you know?

Ruling the world is stupid. Who wants to do that much work?

>Anything i could think of becomes reality in there
The floor would be sticky

"Connie want come over after yoi finish studying ?"

Does it look “cartoon” to me? Or am I just a random chubby Italian teen in a van with a rock sticking out of my belly?
I might not immediately think “I’m Steven Universe”

Fuck Pearl

How many chubby teens with jewels in their stomach do you know?

Write your own fanfiction

I might assume it was a wound or something- shrapnel, if it looked like real life.

Fuse with Peridot.

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>who wants to do that much work
Delegation, user.

>it’s a Peridot forces Steven to have scripted wet dreams episode

its a gem in your belly

Masturbate and figure out what properties Steven's coom has

Fuck peridot

just invite connie over

>Visit spinel

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I would be happy enough to wake up in the body of a teenage me with fresh lungs; if I had superhuman healing and shapeshifting.... you know what, I'd probably just do a bunch of drugs and be a huge slut while suffering no negative repercussions, curing STDs with healing blowjobs.

why

You would get your lungs healed to fuck them up again

Become a camboy

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>shapeshift into conan like body
>steal lar's ship
>go on a love and peace conquest

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Cause i miss her and i want to hang out, get to know each other, smile and fuck her

Laaaaaaameeeee

yeah whats your plan with alien power big boy?

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>Magic healing half-gem lungs

>vocalize a single continuity error
>watch reality fall apart at its seams

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I would hump the air for 20 minutes, eat lots of stuff, jump all over the place, and stand in one place in a crowded in Beach city making the same pose for an hour

Kill myself.

I fucking hate this show almost as much as I hate myself.

Win/Win.

based

Why?

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If I woke up and found myself in Steven's body, I'd probably do what most people do in that situation keep thrusting until I cum in him.

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>What if one day you woke up and found yourself in Steven's body.
Fuck off, vorefag.

I'd stop being such a fat fuck, get a social insurance number, a GED. Enroll in a distance degree program, and take some quartz and lapus concubines.

Establish sexual patriarchy among the gems.

I'd shapeshift into a girl and live my life as Pink Diamond.