Thats my purse

Who was wrong here? Should Bobby just eat dirt or continue to kick men in the balls?

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He should kick balls only in self defense. Problem was Bobby turned into a bully.

Boxing is probably the most useful martial art under most circumstances, but there's no such thing as 'fair' in self-defense, you use whatever you can to fuck somebody up, especially low blows.

Look, Bobby’s not in the best shape, he’s gotta use whatever he can unless he works out

It doesn't have to be an either-or. Like:

Kick people in the balls if they're gonna beat you up or are trying to make you eat dirt or something.

Don't kick people in the balls just for fun.
Don't kick your dad in the balls during what's supposed to be a harmless lesson.
Don't kick your mom in her nonexistent balls when she takes your Gameboy away.

wouldnt mma be better with its grapples and kicks?

>Don't kick people in the balls just for fun.
>Don't kick your dad in the balls during what's supposed to be a harmless lesson.
>Don't kick your mom in her nonexistent balls when she takes your Gameboy away.
cuck

He only kicked the kids who were picking on others anyway.

Peggy should have reacted in pain. Getting kicked in the ovaries hurts.

He started provoking them around the end

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in a street fight anything goes, its a free for all. The only thing that matter is who hits first and stronger.

Hank looks so betrayed

In a roundabout way, Hank is the one at fault. He's the one who heavily emphasized Bobby learning self-defense, which prompted him to take that class.

it was wrong of him to kick his father while they were sparing,other than that,kicking people in the balls is okay in a street fight,hell i once bite a guy

Hank just has some bullshit honor thing. Chane had a crew with him, try boxing your way out of that when two guys hold you down while the others kick the shit out of you, Hank.

it's not wrong to defend yourself with any means necessary, if someone is trying to hurt you unprovoked, all bets are off. no such thing as "dirty fighting" when someone is trying to hurt or kill you

bobby took it too far. he stopped defending himself and became a bully. that's literally the point of the episode

Peggy should have doubled over in pain and menstrual blood stained her shorts. Later Luanne would help Peggy remove her kicked in tampon.

It’s funny because there’s literally an episode where Peggy strains her groin trying to carry Bobby and she says she has no groin

She literally does this after Bobby finally goes away. I think she doubles over in pain.

Actually that's at least the second time in King of the Hill where Peggy gets hurt in the groin.

problem with nut shots is they are pain compliance techniques, so you run the risk of the pain just throwing the guy into a rage and getting chimped on

The premise of the episode shifts the goalposts because is right. The idea of honor and fairness in harmful situations is absurd. The problem is that Bobby got a taste of power and became a bully for some reason.

Ultimately, I say Hank's wrong because he was doing a terrible job of teaching Bobby to box to begin with.

I’ve been hit there plenty of times, I never got into rage mode

I figure Hank doesn't even know how to box. Does he know how to fight, period? He was a bully himself in high school so I assume he just mogged all his victims with his football player fitness.

No she didn't. She walked back into the house to finish cooking dinner. Peggy didn't even flinch.

He kicked Witchard’s ass but that guy’s disabled and out of shape, there was also Big Willie’s gang but Hank chose not to fight so he could press charges

It's a perfectly valid self-defense tactic. Bobby was using it to intimidate, which just makes him the new bully after he took down the original bully.

He should learn how to fight without inflicting people with permanent injuries.

Well then maybe he should FUCKING WORK OUT.

>Peggy didn't even flinch.
Yeah she did retard

He claimed he learned how at the YMCA.

I just watched the episode smooth brain.

Bobby is short enough that he should have punched Hank in the balls. Kicking that high up is an unnecessary risk.

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