Right after the whole Y2K craze, Jack Chick got really depressed because he expected the Rapture to happen at the time, but didn’t. He quit Christianity and joined some weird religion for awhile. He got tripped out of his mind; just look at the tracts he released back then...
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Hudson Jackson
William Thomas
Wyatt Wood
Adam White
Jeremiah Evans
Wyatt Rogers
Robert Smith
Landon Butler
Wyatt Stewart
Andrew Butler
Caleb Rodriguez
Mason Hernandez
Owen Young
Anthony Nelson
Ryan Hill
Anthony Kelly
Leo Torres
Connor Sanchez
Kevin Allen
Cameron Morgan
Alexander Adams
Jordan Lewis
The End.
Moral of the story: don’t be a jock and remember to sacrifice your vegetables.
Owen Thompson
How sad ;(
Jason Nguyen
This is another comic Chick made for that church. This shows what happens when you try to have a conversation with Satan-worshippers.
Noah Hill
Owen Cook
Bentley Phillips
Kevin Perry
Gavin Carter
Carter Russell
Caleb Wright
Jose Campbell
Jordan Long
Adam Johnson
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Ayden Bailey
This is so confusing and bizarre. Is this just a really weird meme or did this happen?
Carson Cook
>One of the primary rituals used in the worship of Tina Chopp is the ritual of Vegetable Sacrifice. People everywhere are encouraged to perform and participate in this ritual, since it is through Vegetable Sacrifice that we come most closely in contact with Tina herself.
>The main intent in the sacrifice is to reveal the entrails of the sacrificial vegetable, and to this end, The Church of Tina Chopp has traditionally utilized watermelon and pumpkins for its public vegetable sacrifice ceremonies, however such diverse vegetables as carrots, celery, tomatoes, parsnips, potatoes, bananas and even a container of spinach dip have been used in ritual vegetable sacrifices.
>After the vegetable's entrails have been revealed, the participants in the ritual are encouraged to examine them for prophetic signs that might indicate the Will of Tina for the future. Individuals are encouraged to be creative in their interpretations, and, if necessary, to argue their interpretations with those who may have different interpretations. There is no definite way of knowing exactly what the Will of Tina might be, so it is, ultimately, left up to the individual to make whatever sense they can of the prophetic signs.
Colton Rodriguez
It's just someone's fake joke religion mad libs.
Nicholas Myers
Yay! Geraldo will live!