This happened
This happened
What's the problem
YA GOTTA LICK MY BALLS MORTY
He's molesting Morty
And? Lots of people want to molest Morty.
Morty is about to lick Rick's chapped crusty balls.
So? There are multiple alt universes where Rick and Morty are fucking and sucking
OI GOTTA SUCK YOUR LITTLE MORTY PAINIS MOHRTY
ITS THE AUNLY WAY TO GET THE VENOM OUT MOHRTY
>later
IT WAS JUST AN EARTHWORM YE FUCKEN IDYAT
What did Bushworld Rick mean by this?
When's the episode where Rick and Morty run into Doc and Mharti?
> Morty wears red stripe tighty whities
Awwww, how lewd
>red stripe tighty whities
There are no stripes on those underwear user.
OP is clearly jealous he doesn't get to molest Morty
Outline, stripes, whatever still cute briefs.
Morty is for molesting
>one creator gets outed as a massive creep and a cunt
>second creator loses all interest in the show, didn't even bother to finish forth season before moving on
The show is fucked isn't it?
u dont shower w ur granddad?
Neither creator has left the show.
That's not even a real Morty. Plus he has a reason for his actions.
I TURNED MY DICK INTO A PICKLE MORTY
PICKLE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
How much money would it take for you to shower with your grandpa? Rules
>You’re same age Morty (15? Don’t know)
>Need to be facing grandpa
>Shower lasts 10 minutes
Probably $5,000 For me
This sucks, I drew a Morticia version of this bit ages ago and I can't find it!
I mean, if I can ask for any amount I'm going for a crazy amount and then haggling down if it's refused.
Give me 30 million dollars and I'll do it.
All my grandpas are 2spookies right now, so I'd demand a large amount 100k and that they cover the reburial and a new coffin.
Both of mine are dead, so...
Nevermind, I found it
Haven't you ever showered at the gym and seen a boomer's old flappy balls?
>I mean, if I can ask for any amount I'm going for a crazy amount
Talking about the lowest amount you’d take. Not some b.s. ‘infinity’ dollars answer
Sorry to hear user
Two new rules:
>You need to say the lowest amount you would do it for.
>Half way thru, you need to help scrub your grandpa with a loofa everywhere (balls AND ass)
So I'm scrubbing bones... this is getting increasingly morbid and as such my monetary demands have increased ten fold.
If you’re the user with dead grandparents, the given situation is they’re alive one year before they die
Morty was 13-14 year old in s1. But no, I wouldn't at all.
>the given situation is they’re alive one year before they die
Thats... thats kind of how it works user, I'd suggest that they're alive and whole for the duration of shower. And then I'd probably lower my money demands because talking with my grandpa again would be worth the scrubbing.
>talking with my grandpa again would be worth the scrubbing.
After reading that, that touched me hard. I take what I said, I’d do it for free to talk to my grandpa again. Died when I was I college. I miss him. Would be glad to just see how he was doing.
watched vivarium and it reminded me of this episode
Hollywood sure likes to allude to child nudity and pedophilia a lot. Really makes you think