Most people don’t know this, but back in Y2K, Jack Chick got a crisis of faith because the Rapture didn’t happen, and ended up joining this weird cult:
He even updated a couple of his old tracts to reflect his new beliefs. Here’s one of them...
JACK CHICK 4/20 STORYTIME
Colton Hernandez
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Aaron Carter
That website looks suspicious as fuck.
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Logan Gutierrez
did I smoke some dank weed already or is this gibberish
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John Davis
okay i'm already lost
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And that’s it. Pretty uplifting ending, especially if you compare it to the original version on Chick’s official website:
chick.com
Bentley Hill
>my son is dead
>how about a couple hits of acid
Carson Baker
Died of fruit loops, my father went the same way
Juan Morgan
is this you le ebin chick tract edit op?
Jayden Diaz
the fuck did i just read
Eli Collins
Someone's doing mad libs with their made up joke religion.
Ryan Hall
Here’s another tract that Chick changed to accommodate the doctrines of his new faith. Enjoy and Tina bless you.
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Landon Martin
>your mother is crazy to let you go to africa as a hooker
off to a good start
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Juan Jackson
That’s it, everybody. Happy 4/20, and watch out for satanists and mexican jocks!