Why are straight male characters not allowed to find love on Cartoon Network shows?

Why are straight male characters not allowed to find love on Cartoon Network shows?

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>Cartoon Network
>posts a lot of disney shit
Also stop self inserting as the MCs you fag. have sex

Because people who care about sex and romance in children's cartoons are all losers. Grow up

I think the point he's trying to make is that while CN characters can't get the girl, Disney characters can.

Ok but there’s a bunch of CN characters who do and Disney characters who don’t

Rigby?

Tell that to OP

>Cyborg Dates Jinx, BB and Raven clearly have chemistry, Robin having no game is a running joke.
>Jack got with Ashi but she dies because time fixed itself
>Finn got with Huntress Wizard in the end and Jake is a grandfather by the end of AT.
>After fucking up royally with Margaret and CJ Mordecai got with that Bat Lady in the end.
Why must you turn this board into a house of lies?

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How can you fail this badly at interpreting a picture

>Finn got with Huntress Wizard in the end
Try telling this to finncels/ATfags and they flip the fuck out

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Steven got to have sweet Indian cunny at the end of his snow

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>Finncels and AT fags
Its only shippers that are salty fubblegum and Finceline didn't happen.

>Connverse
Ew. I’d rather he end up alone than with Connie

What's wrong with Connie?

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It's not so much a case of "they're not allowed to" as it is that "they don't have to".

>have sex
>grow up
Either a soi-boi or a femnoid. Ignlre and continue.

She doesn’t love Steven as much as he loves her, it’s why he moved on and left

This thread has me randomly has me nostalgic about Clarence

You clearly didn't watch the show

I did, it wasn’t healthy for Steven to stay in that relationship or that place

I don't think Finn's choice of waifu at the end is what people were complaining about, I think people just wanted him to have more of a role in the final episode other than jobbing and sitting on the sidelines.

Because women are vile creatures incapable of true love.

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I'm glad they're putting lesbians in every cartoon now. I'm still sick of losers winning the hottest girls in every show.

but marco get the wrong girl

That's not what happened, they're still in a relationship, but Steven has to find himself first before they get married which is completely fair.

>Oscar and Lucy
But of course, why did I expect Yas Forums to watch actual good shows?

what about nick? I only can think in aang getting the girl and no one else

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She dies and he becomes a robot

Still pretty speculative at this stage innit?

Arnold got with Helga in the Jungle Movie. Timmy bred Tootie and had two kids in Channel Chasers flash forward, he also managed to kiss Trixie once or twice. Lincoln hooked up with and kissed Ronnie Anne early on in the show. After the Savino #metoo thing however they exiled Ronnie to a different show and made Lincoln a beta. Danny hooked up with Sam at the end of DP. I'm probably forgetting a whole bunch of others.

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