>tfw batchad beats you up in every fight
Tfw batchad beats you up in every fight
Xavier Rivera
Joshua Wood
Isaac Richardson
He kicked Batman ass at new 52
Nathaniel Ramirez
why do they fight when they could fuck?
Leo Reyes
Lucas Myers
>"Those were for charity, Bruce."
Logan Cruz
I honestly can't think of any fights Batman flatout wins.
Returns Superman was weakened, greenarrow helped with a rocket launcher, and Batman faked a heartattack to get out
Hush Batman slowed down a resisting mind control Superman enough for Catwoman to throw Lois out of a building to snap Superman out
Everything is an full elseworld I think like Red Son
Gavin Jackson
Batman: Endgame.
Cameron Ward
Caleb Diaz
Honestly it's kinda amazing how consistently homoerotic they make Clark and Bruce's relationship. Like they're obviously straight and just friends but so many writers love walking the line between best friends and gay lovers with these two. (Jeph Loeb in particular)
Of course classic Golden Age and Silver Age stories where they are basically gay dads to Dick Grayson doesn't help but still. Kinda amazed how they've continued this trend for so long.
Luke Wright
>thermos of superjizz
William Campbell
My headcanon is that Batman leaves Superman sexually confused because he reminds him so much of Lois Lane.
Grayson Wright
Please tell met this is a fan art or a really well made edit.
Jackson Martin
He does like to dress up as Batman and then kiss Robin.
Nicholas Reed
Now that's creepy as fuck because Clark's basically an uncle to the first Robin. Why would he dress his wife as that and then passionately make out?
Carson Gonzalez
Jayden Foster
Based
Joshua Bennett
Jeremiah Ross
know your place, dumb alien
Ethan Wright
Oh yeah forgot about that one.
Probably because of how fast it happens.
Honestly I think that story was worse than Death of a Family (main story the tie ins for Death were dogshit).
Benjamin Miller
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO WOULD KISS MY WIFE NOW?!?
Lincoln Barnes
>BOX OFFICE-SAMA? AAAAIIIIEEEEE
Adam Ortiz
NNNNOOOOOOOOO. ME AND JOKER ARE THE REASON DC HAS NO GOOD STORIES ANYMORE! MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAAAADDDDDD!
Jason Richardson
>ME AND JOKER ARE THE REASON DC HAS NO GOOD STORIES ANYMORE!
Did they stop publishing other characters comics?
Alexander Clark
Help me Batman, Darkseid fapped him.
Thomas Davis
Batman only wins due to plot armor. He's the king of this. All the the justice league including superman will RIP Batman apart.
John Bennett
Superman is made of plot-armor as well. Everything going for him was given to him thanks to a freak accident because of our sun. His powers are inconsistent as fuck and the writers always bend themselves over to wank his character by making him more powerful and important than everyone else. He's literally at the center of the existence.
Daniel Brooks
No batman is,
Batman needs to multi billionaire of whatever to get his shit nearby. Tony Stark Iron Man is better than Batman. Batman is pure plot armor, simple. Superman has fought people on his level (Shazam, Captain Atom, etc) he's lost but it's only against those that are on his level and that's when superman improvise. Batman has so much plot armor its funny.
Lucas Roberts
Superman's powers are bullshit, dude. Pure fucking bullshit. They're dictated by the plot.
Josiah Stewart
Batman use of wealth of billionaire is bullshit actually. He's use of being a damn vigilante on justice league is bullshit. Him being able formulate against beings that can outpace him, outsmart him and so forth is bullshit. Iron Man is better than Batman.
Liam Stewart
Iron Man's goddamn midget. Have some shame. Tony Jr won't save Superman from a well received spanking.
Andrew Evans
Joshua Edwards
The funny part is without batman wealth or he's nothing. Meanwhile Iron Man can craft his own shit of his own intellect. Tony lost his entire fortune and still manage to be Iron Man
Landon Kelly
>midget.
Sorry capeshit watcher.
Iron man a Chad,
You must be talking about that dirt shit movies you capeshitters watch.
Ayden Moore
You moviefags are pathetic.....
Stark is 6ft1-6ft2 in comics.
Robert Downey's is a shit tier iron man.
Jaxon Reyes
Dude is a fucking ninja and a samurai at the same time and he needs no money to kick someone's else.
Isaiah Richardson
He's a goddamn midget and suffers from ED. Dude can't get up.
Joseph Adams
I hate how everyone is acting like Batman is a big deal when he's the weaker and the slower one in the room everytime
Aiden Williams
The funny part is Robert Downry is actually alot SMALLER than that lmao! Cuck Disney casting a manlet for a Chad like Stark.
Lucas Morris
>ninja
>samurai
That's nice, just like every characters in DC level. Bruce needs money to go by for the Justice League. He's needs money to even be registered as a threat for the justice league. Half that shit won't work on the league.
William Wilson
He could kick their asses in his sleep because humans are that fucking awesome, you turncoat pansy. Go beg for that KBC - AKA Kryptonian Big Cock, you slut.
Noah Brooks
Cope seething.
Gabriel Cox
Cringe sneeding