The Chad Hal

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Intergalactic narc and the guy who lets murders keep on murdering. Pathetic
Superman is the most based

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>Hal
>Chad
Kek

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Jess please even Simon knows green lanterns can take out batman

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Superman attacked without warning and killed innocent people with this stupid stunt.

You know what's fucked up about this? Geoff Johns took Batman and Guy Gardner rivalry, and gave it to Hal Jordan. Because Jordan is that boring as a character.

Okay based

That was a bitch move.

Did they confirm anybody died because of this? I don't remember this killing anyone

no wonder I always forget about this guy, all I remember is Jon Stuart

Yes, that was a plot point in the book and elsewhere. Fucking dumb as hell, but what will you do.

>Green Lantern
Pathetic.

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Based

Why is she so obsessed about Batman? She comes off like a teenager who Batman took virginity.

because batman fucked your wife faggot, admit it , batman has the biggest penis in canon, it is about 29 inches

Yeah
He tends to do that.
He stole basically everything from the other lanters and patchworked it onto fucking Hal and he's still a shit character.
Did the same thing with Barry Flash.
Which is why he's basically loathed and reverse flash is an annoying faggot that's in all ways inferior to Professor Zoom AND fucking Black Manta, who he stole his personality and whole petty evil bastard thing from.
Hell Johns is why they didn't pull a emerald dawn with hal and have john as the GL for the DCEU and Kyle as the new hotshot.

Fuck off, you faggot. If you love Batman so much, why don't you marry him?

She did kiss him

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Reminder that according to Christopher Priest, Selina let Jess fuck Bruce and they all had a threesome together.

Priest is a big troll, though. He ups and swear that Damian's Deathstroke's son, too.

I DID FAGGOT, IM SELINA KYLE FAGGOT

How did Batman's punch even harm Hal, don't the ring subconsciously protect him?

Wha... what?

> Priest is a big troll, though. He ups and swear that Damian's Deathstroke's son, too.

That was bait to get people to read his Deathstroke comic. It worked because because Damian fags are the most over emotional degenerate fans around

I mean when Jess went to apologized this is what happened

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Batman is such a chad that his chad arms beat the shit out of onions boy hal, only Jon can withstand the chad batman
Yeah, I marreid batman, and I cucked some whore named talia

Hal took the shot. Possibly out of guilt, maybe just to get Bruce to listen.
Did he stutter?

You guys are faggots.

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I cant be a faggot, I married Batman

Damn, that's nasty. Is Catwoman a cuckqueen?

Oh fuck. I didn’t know Selina had a polygyny fetish. A+ fetish. Very based

Kys. It’s only nasty if it’s one women multiple men but it’s very based if it’s one man multiple women.

Shut up. You're a faggot, Batman is a terrible character, and just so we're on it Jess is also a terrible character and a whore. Fuck this stupid thread.

>real housewives
given how shit reality tv is I wonder how the Real Housewives of Gotham would be

Says the Faggot who rages over a different character, just admit it, your a pussy who will never have sex with batman

>Who designed Batman's cowl in those last panels? Jack Nicholson? Jesus this art is rough.
you really don't know the based /ourguy/ Ethan Van Sciver?

Did Jess honestly went to Batman's house with a wine and fucking balloons for a booty call? I don't know if that's brazen or autistic.

Batcuck
>STOP YOU CANT DO THAT TO VILLAINS YOU HAVE TO PUT THEM INTO EASILY ESCAPABLE ASYLUMS

Superchad
>haha Phantom Zone Machine go brrrr

I don't want to have sex with Batman. He's a shitty character. Fuck him and his fans. You're mentally ill.

It’s schzio

>don't the ring subconsciously protect him
Yes but actually not
>Pre Geoff Johns
Yes, but it depends if something something will's power is on
>Post Geoff Johns
No
>During Morrison fucking up the timeline for his silver age fetish and his disrespect for what has been canon for ages
Yes

Marriage is sacred, dipshit.

Superman doesn't use the PZ projector since the New 52

Says the faggot who bitches over anything, just admit it, your seething, your fucking seething, the batchad would put you in a prison, and you will get raped by him faggot
>implying the batchad wouldnt agree with superchad,
comeone user, Batman would do the same thing, its cuck writers who cant see his true power

You can easily control it to save even more energy slowpoke, all those writers views fit together

The worst is that Jess knew that Batman had become engaged when she kissed him and later went to his house hoping for sex;

How is Batman any worse than any other superhero including Spider-Man?

dont worry, hes only pretending to be retarded

Now it's actually Yas Forums related.

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Even when trying to talk herself into telling him she is sorry

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Kino

>We can't...
>... can we... ?
Goddamn it, Jess, you whore.