Waste a fuck ton of episodes on Mordecai’s love triangle

based JG forced the romantic drama to lure in shipcels then dabbed on them epic style

He's a broken, self-destructive man that drags down everyone he meets and is barely tolerated by them. He doesn't need a relationship, he needs to get help, even though a regular psychiatrist couldn't help him. He needs to go to Vienna or something.

Hack writers that think subverting expectations means that they are smart and the story is automatically good.

I wouldn't care if their children didn't look like deformed mutants. Worst thing is that, regular show showed us that different species breding don't create mutants, they are born with either parents race.
It's like the writers were too afraid to the audience not getting that those were their children.

Mordecai is the only one not smiling in the group photo in the final episode.

He looks like such a fat hollywood kike

Because he's like 30 in this scene after he moved away from all his other friends to pursue art and shit.

>WHOA IF YOU DO STUPID THINGS WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG YOU SHOULD DIE ALONE

10/10 storytelling

>WHOA IF YOU DO STUPID THINGS WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG YOU SHOULD DIE ALONE
Now THAT is realistic.

damn. when i watched regular show i was like "hehe Rigby have one ass cheek"

>love triangle
Mordecai never had a love triangle
RETARD

>It would've made more sense if Mordecai ended up permanently single.
user have you seen the AT threads? And in AT, Finn technically isn't single, it's just not shown in the finale. Now imagine the tantrums the kiddies on Yas Forums would be throwing about ebil feminists if Mordecai actually DID end up single.
No joke, I think if the finale played out exactly the same BUT Mordecai stayed single much more people on Yas Forums would hate it.

Probably not. People seem to have been hating on Finns rollercoaster of pain since FP and then theres being raped by a LSP. Mordechai was always an embarrassing Simp, nothing new.

Because he stop being a simp
>married with a younger girl
>didn't care about be fat
>But my wife must be slim and good boobs

He royally fucked up one relationship wanting to be with another girl and let the other girl leave for her career.
Thats truly life, not a sad ending nor a happy ending.

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It took him like 20 years to become MordeCHAD but it was worth it

Haven’t you seen his family? His children are horrendous spergs thanks to his lack of parenting.

You can see how Mordecai end up being too permissive and out of touch with his off springs who probably won’t even like him a bit.

Why are you telling us about yourself?

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Honestly, doesn't it seem like Boys Keep Swinging was what they wanted to put at the end of Regular Show?

Heroes is okay, but it's a bit too off of the theme. The Park "Boys Keep Swinging" and the wrapup of things improving in their lives afterwards seems like a more cohesive conclusion. Like they all kept that never give up spirit Pops had.

Sometimes relationships can help a person grow and develop and just because it doesn't last *forever* doesn't negate the relationships meaning.

His kids seemed pretty normal in the finale and the comic afterwards.

I ended up with my long time crush

I'm a geek

Don't know why we can't see this in fiction

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