IM SO SICK OF FUCKING LESBIANS IN EVERY SINGLE CARTOON!

IM SO SICK OF FUCKING LESBIANS IN EVERY SINGLE CARTOON!
WHY does every female protagonist have to be "bi" or flat out lesbian?
keep these god damn identity politics out of my cartoons!

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>IM SO SICK OF FUCKING LESBIANS
Well they wouldn't be lesbians if they're fucking you, would they?

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>my

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Yas Forums honeypot thread?

OP is a content creator but his editor keeps including people of color and other sexual orientations.
Or he's a faggot

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I thought this was suppose to be ironic and OP is making fun of and mocking people who complain about identity politics in cartoons.

The only proper way to browse Yas Forums is to assume everyone is being stupid on purpose to make you laugh

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Lesbians are only bad if it’s a character that’s actually hot.
Don’t care if they include dykes, just stay away from my waifu

why is it always lesbians anyway? it's hardly ever gay or bi guys...

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Agreed. I want more cocks. MORE COCKS!

not the kinda cartoons I'm talking bout but sure

lol

what if the lesbians are also sisters?

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Just watch anime.

Because men get anxious and scared and possibly violent when they think about homosexuality. Women don't care, so they're infinitely safer to market to. Plus men like it too.

Women animators are hamplanets who can't attract chads, and male animators are turbobetas.

There is no such thing as enough pure

I sincerely hope nobody responds seriously to this thread, but you can't help everyone

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Aren't both those characters canonically straight

OP here. Do not, I repeat do NOT post cute pictures of cartoon lesbians. I would hate that!

>WHY does every female protagonist have to be "bi" or flat out lesbian?
How many full-on bi girls we have, really? I don't count girls like Korra, Marceline or Jackie because they've obviously been converted into lesbianism, and I seriously doubt any of them will ever date men again.

Because straight men can jack off to lesbians but not gays.

It's impossible to be canonically straight.
Even if they fuck men onscreen, all that does is rule out being a gold star lesbian, leaving bisexuality completely possible.

It's because all of these bi"sexual" morons are so insecure that they need to meme their indecision into something allegedly legitimate by forcing it onto cartoon characters, rather than just admitting that it's nothing more than a glorified marketing gimmick used to sell comic books to angry, horny virgins.

now you're just making it weird

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seriously, I can't even imagine what "confirmed straight" would even look like
even marrying a man means nothing

Are you really that much of an idiot or am I being baited here?

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>It's impossible to be canonically straight.
Seek help.

Go back to screwing your cousin user

What, in your mind, would confirm a character as straight?
To me, it just can't be done.

The absolute state of shipfags

Do you think shippers care?

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user. It's all because of white people. I need to break this out to show how fucked up western society is.

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This but unironically.

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>that one retard who thinks shipping was invented ten years ago on tumblr
I hope he shows up here so we can all laugh at him

>You can't just have a group of white straight people hanging out together by themselves. Do you realize how offensive and unrealistic that is?

More? Lets see. Wh*te monsters like girls buy they literally cannot live without dicks so what do they choose? Dickgirls.

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It developed to stage 3 once Tumblr got going.

>ginger gets turned into a nigger for some reason

You can't stop it

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Never show romantic or sexual interest in a character of the same gender. That's it.
If it's not enough for you, that's because you're fucking insane.

And this is very prevelant with wh*te monsters. It must be a girl couple. What's under the hood can be left to speculation. It also further justifies that women can't satisfy themselves without a phallic object like God intended them to.

I can understand lesbos, but this trend makes no sense to me

Forgot pic.

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As a bi person I'm sick of this.

>romantic or sexual interest
This is a huge grey area, for some people "hugged another girl once" is enough to mark them in the "possibly gay" column forever
I agree with you on principle, but you'll never be able to nail down this definition

>It's impossible to be straight
Heterosexuals scientifically BTFO of existence

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>all that futa
unbelievably based.

Yeah, where are all the cute gay boy protagonists? Why's it always lesbians?

>for some people "hugged another girl once" is enough to mark them in the "possibly gay" column forever
Yes, and these people are fucking insane. And if you value their opinion, so are you.

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Whatever do you mean. OP?

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