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If Blu decided to stay in the US
Benjamin Nelson
Liam James
>eating a parrot
Landon Harris
ASSADO DE PAPAGAIO
UMA DELICIA
Landon Myers
that's disgusting
who cooks a bird with feathers still on
Jonathan Baker
why would anyone put a live zip tied bird in the oven without plucking and disemboweling first? the plastic zip tie will also melt
Elijah Jones
>WHAT IF... HAPPY FILM... BUT NOT HAPPY
Juan Mitchell
Isn't this the exact opposite of what would happen cause I'm fairly sure people would be more willing to just eat random birds in Rio a lot more than America?
Matthew Collins
NOOOOO I DON`T WANNA BE BREAD
Dylan Diaz
Birds don't sweat which is what I assume is happening in the 3rd panel
Gabriel Ross
Let's make this TRUELY evil
Julian Taylor
someone is masturbating to this
Christian Martinez
Clearly the edgelord that came up with this has never actually cooked a bird before
Isaac Williams
This is Jewel, who was already in Rio. Since Blu decided to not go to Rio to reproduce their kind would go extinct and keeping Jewel would be useless
David Edwards
probably raised and sheltered as a vegan
Gavin Ward
>Not colouring the man's hands black.
Barely evil at all.
Christopher Brooks
>cooked and eaten
>not taxidermied and sold for profit
If you’re gonna edge at least do it right for max edge
Sebastian Cook
People keep lots of useless pets, doesn't mean they eat them
Eli Edwards
This is fetish shit, isn't it?
Bentley Morales
I hope it's sweat not y'know... cum
Isaac Nguyen
>taxidermied
pretty sure the exotic pet market makes more money
Matthew Martin
You're actually right. This could lead to fluffies type shit which is also much more edgy.
Andrew Reed
This screams CHINA
William Johnson
source?
Are there any other IF endings?
Julian Moore
No but I can make some if you want
Brayden Sanchez
How about a "How to train your dragon" version, where Hiccup doesn't befriend the black dragon but actually kills, finished the "become a man" ritual and they all have a feast with the dragon's flesh?
Jacob Baker
>not killing and removing the feathers first
wut
Asher White
Yes, I too stick the whole cow in the oven when I want to have a steak.
Tyler Evans
This screams CROATIA
Elijah Kelly
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brayden Gonzalez
How to cook a bird -
1) Zip-tie it.
2) Shove it in the oven.
Jack Parker