Good evening owls and robofuckers,
I think this is where we should pick mainline back up
JSA Storytime: Transformers
Brayden Scott
Evan Sullivan
Andrew Hernandez
Mason Gutierrez
Mason Nguyen
Hello, Storyteller.
>owls and robofuckers
What about people who want to fuck robot owls?
Evan Harris
i'm still behind on the stories but whatever just hanging.
weird DC is just gonna let comic shops distribute but whatever. wish they'd work out digital and lcses. it's nice to see like Cates and Kevin Smith pay off shops pull lists but like these are not actions of a sustainable model imo
Yas Forums is bad, people are mad about black catwoman now, there's like a 400 post superman vs the Klan thread, unrelated did we talk about x-men in fortnite? that's wild
Jaxson Young
not allowed
Grayson Evans
Show me one robot owl in popular fiction that isn't that one Ray Harryhausen movie.
John Stewart
did anyone ever find out whether Midnighter's owls were Starlin or the artist?
Ethan Murphy
Dominic Morris
Carter Moore
yes, I would take a PrOWL
Cooper Jones
Oh right shit I forgot there was a PrOWL. Prowl is volcel though so it's fine, moot point.
Carter Brown
Owls are volcels.
Liam Brooks
Actually frightens me a little bit that we have this level of groupthink on owl and volcel references thread, NGL.
Noah Sanchez
we've all been here far too long for our own good
Luke Reyes
Adrian Scott
Maybe we've all been exposed to the Enigma of Combination. Fuck, that's still really stupid.
>Galvatron
Speaking of really stupid.
Jace Howard
I enjoy how Galvatron appreciates Arcee as a fellow ultraviolent.
Hunter Parker
Don't bully Astrotrain, you jerk.
Grayson Clark
Alexander Moore
I mean, you most of all OP.
Bentley Scott
WOAH
Liam Price
well yeah
Jordan Fisher
>Prowl's character description is just "Prowl"
William Davis
So what's everyone playing?
Took a break from Girl Genius to get in some more FFVII Remake. Got some quality time with Aerith, and she is just delightful. The villains are hilarious in how they revel in their own bullshit. By the way, Scarlet, I am pretty sure her intro scene is someone's fetish.
Also, this game is doing things, that you've almost certainly heard of by now, that I frankly respect.
Ian Williams
FF13. It finally fucking opened up after ~20 hours
Christian Flores
it's fucking perfect
got back to HEARTS OF STONE today, playing the wedding as Geralt with that asshole's brother was super-uncomfortable! I still banged Shanni!
Jeremiah Hernandez
Aiden Johnson
I still don't know what exactly FF7R does do beyond fucking with the timeline/alternate worlds. I would be more keen on that if it wasn't a Nomura game. Like, a lot of the spin-offs of the original FF7 were fairly shit.
Charles Brown
Kayden Cooper
Prowl/Tarn is the one true volcel pairing.
Jack Hall
Joshua Smith
woof!
Chase Hernandez
>FF13
I'm convinced that game convinced Squeenix to tone that shit right the fuck down. Say hat you will about 15, it was pretty straightforward.
It's pretty much just the alternate timeline thing. It's likely that all the little changes will eventually snowball into something bigger, but so far it's mostly the same story.
Dominic Taylor
Can't believe Starscream got a whole issue of his being beaten up by Megatron but Prowl has to share his leader beatdown with an Arcee B-Plot. Truly, there is no justice.
Grayson Sanders
I respect it for the dedication to mixing things up. Just hope it doesn't go all Dirge of Cerberus.
Jace Roberts
omg, you're so right. also Starscream got drawn by Nick Roche at his kink-smuggling best.
Zachary Perez
Optimus can be pretty damn harsh for a Prime that always gives Megs another chance. Remember when he provoced him even after Optimus already broke the rules for him and set him free from that electrical bondage? Yeah, Optimus kept talking nicely to him.
Jaxon Barnes
This fight and rejecting friendship/using opportunity is also a weird mirror of Starscream and uh, that guy whose name I can't remember. Metalhawk.
Evan Nelson
Isaac James
>tone that shit right the fuck down. Say hat you will about 15, it was pretty straightforward.
I've heard that the two sequels each have completely different mechanics and get to the heart of it faster, but the stories are still both very convoluted.
The biggest issue to understanding the story to FF13 is that there aren't really in-cutscene exposition dumps. After a cutscene, it instead dumps paragraphs and paragraphs of unsaid exposition in an index menu.
Cameron Brooks
would dearly appreciate a cleaned up close up of that big dinobot face in the center panel, if anyone is up to it.
Ethan Butler
Lore is overrated, we need to go back to stripped-down games that kick nerds in the face. They put lore in DOOM ffs, that's like a crime against God.
Brody Hall
I got a new mouse that does color and I can't stop staring at it
Brayden Watson
Again, I suspect Square learned from 13, so even if they're willing to let Nomura play around, they'll never let him take that much of a piss.
>kink-smuggling
I like that. But is it really smuggling when it's so obvious?
Andrew Peterson
It got printed, it had to get past some even slight version of S&P
Camden Perry