HEY

Sheesh Peter, this is more out of place than the time I tried to stop a blind date between John Kricfalusi and Greta Thunberg.

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HOLY CRAP!

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>thread full of people repeating unfunny ironic memes that should've died last year
>thinking they're being more funny than family guy

best post in the best thread on Yas Forums right now.

IT SEEMS TODAY

Holy crap, this is more epic than time me and the guys ran over 20 women and children with my 2003 Honda Civic

Normal words, but a family guy!

You must be over the age of 18 to browse this board.
nice quads but kill yourself

I never watched the show but is this seriously their humor? Being oddly specific, crude and references everywhere?

They may be underage, but you're old and bitter.

Quality thread

Yes.

The easiest way to spot someone under 18 if they are being contrarian against Family Guy posting

HORSE WORDS
BUT A HUMAN GUY

Anyone have the one with Shake at the door?

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Petah get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong louis?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed quagmire yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey quaggy!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
*peter unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh*
Peter please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
*peter kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished quagmire as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor quagmire can only stare up at the now widening pucker of peter griffin*
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
*BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPOOPPBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT*
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH PETER PLE-
*PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP*
I-I’m gonna be sick again... peter please let me g-
*BRREAPPPPOPO POPFTTFTR*
Mmmhmm yeah quaggy eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK quagga here comes the motherlode!
*you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from peters stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart peters elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear quagmire, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over quagmires teeth*
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- p-Pete-
*BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp*
*quagmire looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred*
Wheeze, cough... peter please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
*peter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of quagmires face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense*
Time for desert quaggy
*BRRRAAAAPPPPPP*
The toxic cloud pierces quagmires nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on peters fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*

...just take them all.

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I can see this actually becoming a real skit

The future is now old man

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Those teeth are gonna cause Lee to shit up this thread!