Why does batman care so much about the name of other people's mothers
Why does batman care so much about the name of other people's mothers
because he misses his mommy
Does Batman wanna fuck his best friend's cousin?
Because childhood trauma. Bruce relates the most to children, especially orphans and those that were cheated out of a normal childhood.
>Bruce relates the most to children
Isn't that the excuse most pedophiles give
Shut the fuck up, Wertham.
It's sad that Wertham's legacy is mainly remembered for what he did to the comics industry. He was a key player in Brown vs the Board of Education.
>Martha?
Dude eww no way, Superman is like his brother he wouldn't do something like that to his bro
He made his own bed, though I have to say people really ought to hold the CCA against the people who actually founded it.
As far as sugarbabies go, he could do worse. She's young, hot, blonde, probably fucks like a fighter jet, and if Bruce Wayne needs a date he wouldn't look out of place with a younger girl on his arm. And if he knocks her up, then he'll have a powerful kryptonian hybrid to take up his mantle against crime after he's gone.
hehehehe, "69"
His bed was helping kids (wow that sounds wrong in other contexts)
>Wertham had an early reputation as a progressive psychiatrist who treated poor black patients at his Lafargue Clinic when mental health services for blacks were uncommon due to racialist psychiatry. Wertham also authored a definitive textbook on the brain, and his institutional stressor findings were cited when courts overturned multiple segregation statutes, most notably in Brown v. Board of Education.
His legacy on civil rights outweighs his legacy on comics. One helped an entire people be treated as citizens, one almost killed a non-essential but fun industry.
what did bruce do to get damian shoved on him? That was needlessly cruel
Isn't that dick under the cowl not bruce? Either way he looks old enough to be her father and the whole Superman issue.
He knew Damian's mom's name
Supergirl has a thing for older men.
>Isn't that dick under the cowl not bruce? Either way he looks old enough to be her father and the whole Superman issue.
It's the end of the Supergirl arc for Superman/Batman.
>Who are you, Ollie?
Bow chicka wow wow
>Isn't that dick under the cowl not bruce? Either way he looks old enough to be her father and the whole Superman issue.
That doesn't stop Batman in some continuities. Why would it stop him in the main one?
>17
That's legal in like 95% of the world.
I bet Kyle has food older than Kara as well in his fridge
That's never not a mistake. Bruce shouldn't be fucking young super heroines
yes he should
Maybe in savage lands where girls are expected to pop out babies after their first period.
>Batman? More like MARTHA!!!
>Bruce shouldn't be fucking young super heroines
Better than fucking a used up whore for the millionth time.
I mean he doesn't need to be fuck villains either
MARPHA
I don't know I think superman wouldn't mind Batman bangin his cousin
17 is more than old enough. And if it's such a big deal, he can always wait a few months to fuck her.
because bruce wayne has a milf/mommy fetish
Yeah, are we thinking about this the wrong way? We assume Clark wouldn't approve, but what if he would? Clark knows Bruce almost as well as Alfred at this point. If Clark truly thinks Bruce is a good person, maybe he'd come around to the idea of him dating Kara. He might have hang-ups about the age gap, but not about Bruce's actual character.
>I bet Kyle has food older than Kara as well in his fridge
Forget about whether Bruce wants to fuck young superheroines. How many young superheroines want to fuck HIM? It's gotta be a huge number, right? Batman is literally every young superhero girl's dream guy. Tall, dark, handsome, intimidating, violent. He's got that mixture of danger and fear. He's a bad boy and a sexy older man all rolled into one. There's got to be tons of younger superheroines who have furiously schlicked it to Bruce over the years. Kara's just one among many.
Fair enough I shall rember him mildy fondly
Because Batman is a fursona produced out of parental-murder based trauma
Well, we know Barbara's type. Girls are relatively predictable in their tastes, every young heroine has probably crushed on him right up until they have to work with him. And even then, that might not put all of them of him.
People didn't like this but Bruce was there for her at the start. And Selina was totally fine with it. Jess's thing with the Flash was never going to go anywhere.
Jess isnt that young, but yeah Selina didn't give a single fuck when she told her that she kissed batman