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/cock/ Opening a wildly corroded can of Spider-Man Pasta from 1995: a thread
Adam Miller
Connor Cooper
I put the can opener to work, unsettled by the rust, but emboldened by the lack of noxious fumes. I turn the knob and wince, unable to rule out the possibility that the contents have mutated into something alive & malevolent. (2/5)
Oliver Perez
They say tragedy plus time equals comedy, but there's nothing funny about 15 ounces of Spider-Man Pasta reduced to a rotted 3-ounce chunk. Recalling the fate of Jordy Verrill in Creepshow, I'm thankful for my rubber gloves. (3/5)
Elijah King
I carefully remove the mass, which looks like a cross between Big Thunder Mountain and one of those Geonosian hives from Attack of the Clones. (4/5)
Zachary Price
I think I notice something, but consult the label on the can to be sure. Indeed, there's poor Spider-Man, trapped in this godforsaken toxic monstrosity. I'm sorry, Peter. With old pasta comes great instability.
Thank you all for taking this journey with me. (5/5)
Daniel Murphy
>1995 was 25 years ago
Isaiah Nelson
twitter.com
I don't think Dinosaur Dracula lurks here.
Elijah Campbell
Thanks for sharing, OP.
Jacob Anderson
It was a brief, but memorably nauseating experience. Thank you, user!
Also, this reminded me that there used to spaghetti-o's with shapes from The Batman. I remember really wanting to watch the show after eating it, but never did.
Xavier Hughes
At least tell us if there was a nice hiss
Elijah Turner
So did you eat it? At least taste it
Gavin Davis
Quality fucking thread. Imagine the smell.
Nathaniel Watson
I hope he does, even if a lot of the passion's been lost in recent years. He was a huge influence for me back in the day.
Carson Harris
>The spidey noodle is now a husk of its former self
Tyler James
Good lord.
Daniel Green
This is currently the best thread on Yas Forums
Dominic Morgan
25 years in the making
Luke Davis
>1995
TFW you've successfully outlived a can of pasta.
Nicholas Powell
Release Spidey, user, for god's sake.
Chase Nguyen
Canned pasta is disgusting no matter how old it is.
Connor Price
Don't eat it, op
Please
Thomas Gutierrez
wew lad
It doesn't even retain any resemblance to food
Or to anything else really
Daniel Bell
This thing will probably become a delicacy in China.
Nolan Thompson
no way its the bee's knees
you don't even have to heat it up and it still tastes good
canned fruit is questionable
Cooper Jenkins
where did you find it? was it leaking everywhere? how did it taste?
Brandon Rivera
>all of these anons asking OP questions
You guys, this is from Twitter. Ask him yourself: twitter.com
I’m still glad that OP brought this to more people’s attention. Dino Drac has done the same thing with other decades-old cans of pop culture food.
Mason Perry
OP or not he should've sent it to Ashens
Benjamin Fisher
Fuck ashens
John Martinez
This. He eats the nastiest canned shit, even if it's something like century old olives.
Andrew Bennett
Love ashens
Jeremiah Cruz
t. Poundland employee
Jordan Nguyen
Sad but beautiful
Mason Davis