Beyond Steven's Universe/BSU

You're mixing up crossover events. I'm talking about the BSU/R&C crossover event, that one was hinted at by the crew and further proven to be real thanks to the CN server leak.

>it's another "Rebecca's writing is infallible and you're going against the Holy Scripture if you're doing anything with it" episode
Go back to /sug/ already, why don't you.

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This is sad and pathetic but not enough to be amusing
Either move on with your life or start producing oc so I can laugh at you

It’s not infallible in the slightest, but most of these threads are a hotbox of anons sniffing their own farts and calling it genius

>Here we are in the beyond, and it's bright!

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You wouldn't be so bothered by anons fucking around with it if you didn't held it to such high regard.
If that's the vibe you're getting, then I'm sorry, but you might be a bit autistic.

Because the original series has so much wasted potential and plot holes it’s ridiculous

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the series always needing to be on Steven’s point of view really ruins a lot of the potential it could have otherwise, Rebecca literally said the audience is not allowed to know more things about the series than Steven

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That's precisely why we have two new series, one that has no Steven in it and the other one of which uses a variety of perspectives to tell the story.
Based and SUBpilled. What did you think of Chrome's intro episode?

>what did you think of Chrome's intro episode?
It was good, surprisingly enough.
Didn't expect Crewniverse to actually get Robin Atkin Downes as a VA, how the fuck did Crewniverse manage to afford him?

>the audience is not allowed to know more things about the series than Steven
in fact the audience is not allowed to know most of what happens to Steven either.

> the 2 year age skip:
> 2 years of adventures, possibly to other gem worlds/colonies
> 2 years of building little homeworld
> 2 years of Jasper's emo bullshit "muh strength" and "muh diamond"
> 2 years of DIAMONDS learning how to be who they are and not their job

never give your story stupid fucking rules like "it has to be from X's perspective" because then you end up with lost opportunities you don't get back

This

I missed the ep, can I get a tl;dr?

There’s a fun way to explain some stuff once.

Show new content like its a clipshow. Keep having moments where someone gives exposition to Steven, like “Steven, as you know we crystal Gems helped create the US government based on the Rebellion charter. I corrected their punctuation, Garnet rewrite parts that could have caused wars and controversy later, and Rose...well, she spent time with a “charming” man named Bennifer Francis or something.”.

The third time that “as you know” happens you cut to Steven writing this all down on the couch as a book about the Crystal Gems. Amethyst was reading over his shoulder and asks why he keeps using that phrase, he says that without quickly explaining stuff he got bogged down on explaining everything and spent entire chapters between the Gems actually having adventures or talking to people.

>The third time that “as you know” happens you cut to Steven writing this all down on the couch as a book about the Crystal Gems. Amethyst was reading over his shoulder and asks why he keeps using that phrase, he says that without quickly explaining stuff he got bogged down on explaining everything and spent entire chapters between the Gems actually having adventures or talking to people.
As long as the "As you know" joke keeps getting used after that i can accept it like that.

if the story teller ever sounds like they're making a "fuck off, audience" statement, they should probably rethink their position... the audience might actually do it and find someone else to entertain them.

Tangentially related, but I could use help with a punchline to a SU comic strip I'm making. I just feel like the last line could be improved upon. Would y'all mind if I post the short script if you guys can help me make something funny?

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Sure, we’ll give you examples of unfunny punchlines to avoid.

This thread is some serious next-level cope.

>Complaining about the MM threads that happen like once every 2 weeks.
Five bucks that this is the user that went to the thread and started trying to push the MC being some Tumblrsexuality despite the only hard rule those threads have being that the MC is a completely normal straight cisgendered female.

>steven fuses with connie again to get easy money.
>goes to the alley and end with yogurt in her face
That was a hard episode to watch sugar

Wut?

thank you user
like fuck, origianl series was full of holes, but at least it had some kind of appeal to people who don't jack off over muh lore

Last Metal Men thread someone kept trying to push that Stella, the MC and Steven analogue, was asexual.
Pretty much the only rule we have in the threads as a litmus to keep it from mutating into another Channel the Movie tier event is that Stella is a straight female.

>Lapis sits on a bench. Lapis is looking off to the distance, to the sea.
Lapis (speaking to herself): ... I've been thinking about unrequited love.
>Lapis's hands are intertwined.
Lapis: I think about the person I am when I'm alone... when I'm with others... and when I'm with this person. And I've never liked me more than when I'm with that one, sole person. The rush of happiness I get is so addicting, so elevating, that I want them to feel it too when they're around me. I want to share it.
>Lapis looks down to the ocean, a contemptful smile on her face.
Lapis: I catch myself looking down at others, people who just have a stupid crush or people in relationships already. I think, I'm so in love with someone that I'm suffering for it. I've gone years suffering alone. That's real love. I don't need reciprocation to feel it. They've written fables and poetry for a love like mine. My feelings... are more real than anyone else's.
>Lapis rubs her eyes, trying not to cry.
Lapis: But then it all crashes when I think about how one-sided it all is. That person... doesn't understand how I feel. And I don't think they would want to. I think they realize that I'm not okay and I would be smothering them with all of my unjustified affection. They know I'm not healthy enough to love them.
>Lapis has a shocked look as someone speaks up.
Voice (off-panel): I... I really know that feeling.
>Lapis turns to see that Lars is sitting next to her. She's mortified.
Lapis: GAAAAHHHHHH
Lars: Yeah, I get that reaction a lot.

I feel like that last line could be wittier or more cynical.

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I dunno, I think it might work better if he didn't say anything and just gave her a strange look for yelling at him in shock.