Who was in the wrong here?

who was in the wrong here?

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Both.
Clyde for not being polite and putting the seat down anyway.
And his mom for being too lazy to look before she sat.

His mother. Eventually she would of developed the habit of looking down to check. Even when she's half awake.

Clyde. Woman gave birth to you, least you could fucking do is put the seat down

Who the fuck sits anywhere without looking at where they're going to fucking sit?

shes also a grown woman, she should know better

Men, for standing up to pee when it’s just as easy to sit down and pee. Toilet seat should only ever go up to be cleaned.

>pulling your pants all the way down when you can just stick your wiener out of the designated wiener sticking out hole they make into underwear

You wouldn't understand, femanon

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>not taking all your clothes off to get maximum comfy while you shit and pee at the same time

>giving birth to a loser, neet who wasted his prime years playing video games because you never bothered to to socialize and give them motivation
>having pride in that

Women. Learn to fucking look down or don't buy a shitty home with one bathroom.

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Imagine having such bad aim that you need to have the toilet seat up in order to piss while standing

He was shitting when she died, he threw the seat up to spite her

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the compromise is you put the lid down every time. that way you have to lift it every time. no one can complain about the other

how? the woman is the only one not doing anything

You want to sit down, you look were you're going to park your ass. It's like blindly crossing the street and hoping there isn't a car coming by.

>Women. Learn to fucking look down or don't buy a shitty home with one bathroom.
More like. Women. Learn to abort your male children.

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That’s not a compromise. That’s work for the men, the comprise is mean out the seat up every time, while women put the seat down everytime meaning both parties have to put in a little effort before using the toilet. What that means though is that women have to check before they sit, if the toilet is up. So in the grand scheme of things it’s the women who are wrong for not checking before sitting down and then complaining that they have to put the toilet seat down every time when men have to push it up every time anyway.

TLDR: women are wrong

more like
>tie your fucking tubes if you're going to be hoe-ing around in your twenties

I DIDN'T ASK TO BORN, WHY DID YOU GET CHILDREN IF YOU WEREN'T RICH MOOOOM!!!

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*Hits pipe*

Men put*

Nah I was right the first time.

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Top quality bait.

The real compromise is that the person who's going to use the toilet just puts the lid into the position they're going to use it.

Matt and Trey for continuing South Park past 2004 instead of ending it and creating a Terrance and Phillip series.

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I meant the lid + seat down, not just seat

Clyde's mom for being a dumbass. Sitting in a toilet is the blunder of a toddler.
Regardless you should close the toilet lid entirely everytime so flushing doesn't spray droplets of shit water everywhere.

Doesn't happen, the flush is one direction only, less you have a literal 'shitty' bowl design.

huh...

This. Close the whole thing every time.

>not drawing a bath so you can piss in your own mouth

trips confirms new toilet procedures

"Contaminated toilets have been clearly shown to produce large droplet and droplet nuclei bioaerosols during flushing, and research suggests that this toilet plume could play an important role in the transmission of infectious diseases for which the pathogen is shed in feces or vomit,” reads a 2015 update on the 1975 study from the "American Journal of Infection Control.

is she stuck when having sex with the local snake?

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Then how do you know if the poo was flushed succesfully and didn't leave any stains or lumps?

>not running a cold shower while you piss and shit in the drain and squeeze the shit down the drain by pressing on it with your toes
Toilets are obsolete