Ahh thats just enough for 1 wipe!

Yeah bullshit. That’s madness
I know, I’m saying the rabbit is nuts

But that implies that the child imagined their imaginary friend's asshole.

If your diet lacks proper hydration and fibers intake then you will need to wipe with more paper.

>shadbases imaginary friend is probably just a floating asshole he rims daily.

The amount of rimming porn one man can generate is staggering.

God, there’s probably some poor friend out there with a stomach and no asshole to shit with

So did Frankie.

Keep in mind he's a Rabbit. I'm pretty sure he won't even need paper at all.

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A child understands that living things need to eat and poop. So their subconscious makes sure to include an exit for waste.

What about robot imaginary friends?

Those fall under different rules. They probably have to plug into something to recharge. I remember one robot friend in that episode where they were having a dare off. I think Bloo dared him to eat a pickle but since he didn't have a real mouth he couldn't and lost.

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>Every week we get a crying kid coming in begging us to save their poor friend. Its always the same...3 days after its birth its keeled over writhing in agony..... seen it so many times i dont even flinch. Grandy use to tell em they could save they pals but they'd be "shipped" away to Norway or something where they'd live out the rest of their lives.

But that was a lie. I all knew where granny kept old relyable in the trunk under her queenside bed. And i knew that id be my job to clean up the mess.

Ya know bloo. You never asked me how thoes cherry blossoms stay so red all year long. Hum? The secret is "high" quality nutrients.

Tell me something I don't know

You need at least four. Fold it, fold it again, fold it once more so it looks like half a square. You need that level of thickness so the paper can't tear to the point where you're giving yourself an impromptu colonoscopy.
And then you need to do it a second time after the first four are totally covered in shit.

So it takes eight, unless it was an especially awful shit.

I've only gone through one roll of toilet paper since this whole stay-at-home thing started.

Nice digits. started buying some really high-quality toilet paper and I got to tell you what man the difference is obvious

Which resident of the Fosters Home probably makes the most shit on average per week?

can someone post the Yas Forums toilet paper copypasta

With two ply the first wipe should be 3 squares, every wipe after can be 2 under normal circumstances.

Eduardo

nah he's too scared of the plop sounds his poop makes when it falls into the toilet so he eats just enough to not starve.

What's he been up to lately anyway?