How would he fare in the Marvel and DC universes?

>hey hey clown man, what are you doing here, and why should I not unload this shot gun in your face

>now now Carl, how about a joke
>how about you sit you on my big clown nose, you get it? you get what I'm saying clown man?hehehehehe

Here's my fanfic of the ATHF facing off against Kamala Khan

>Shake watching TV while eating a sausage scewered on a TV antenna
>*Knock at door*
>Meatwad opens door
>*Ms. Marvel standing in the doorway*
>Meatwad: ITS THE BURGER KING KIDS CLUB
>*Shake slams door shut* go away we don't want any.
>*Frylock opens door again*
>Frylock: Goddamit Shake I invited over a real superhero to teach us how to be superheroes again so we can get real jobs and make actual money so we can have food to eat
>Shake: And they sent us this?! She looks like friggin 10 years old! And why is she one of those sand people on TV.
>*Shake slams door*
>Frylock: Shake you're going to get a fatwa declared on us again like that time you got in a fight with the guy at 7-11
>Shake: THAT WASN'T BOARS HEAD, I DON'T CARE WHAT THE GODDAMN SIGN SAYS. THAT MEAT WAS RANCID. I KNOW WHAT RANCID MEAT IS, ITS ROLLING AROUND OUR FRIGGIN HOUSE ALL DAY
>*Meatwad Opens door again*
>Meatwad: Which one are you? I like the wheelchair one
>Ms. Marvel: I'm a musli...
>*Shake slams door again*
>Shake: What did I tell you about answering the door?! When a guest arrives, you are to go into the hole I dug for you in the crawl space and not leave there until they depart
>Meatwad: I don't like that hole. Iz full of flour
>Shake: That is asbestos, and I had to put it somewhere.
>Frylock: What did I tell you about buying asbestos shake. It's a waste of money
>Shake: My sources tell me its market value will increase within 5 years. It is an investment.
>Frylock: No it won't! Nobody will ever want to buy it shake!
>Meatwad: It tastes bad
>*Frylock opens door again and does his weird braces smile at Ms. Marvel but she's gone*
>*Ms. Marvel standing at Carl's House*
>Ms. Marvel: I'm a musli...
>*Carl Slams door*
>Carl: Oh no no no, I ain't fallin for this again. That broad's gonna sweettalk me into buying her a pizza and then Chris Hansen is gonna leap out of the bushes. Yeah nice try asshole.

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This is some exceptional pasta

Good shit. Wish Carl would buy me a pizza

Kek, 10/10

Top teir

He would be the guy that gets the worse of any major crossover every single time.

Skrulls blow up his house
Atlantis crushes his house and car with a tidal wave when they invade
Amazons slice up his car and beat him up
Imperiex steps on his house
Galactus steps on his house
Larfleez steals his dad's porn collection
Civil war fights with Carol and Iron Man land in his pool
Reed opens a portal to the Negative Zone in his attic
The Rogues move next door and keep using his pool
The Sinister Six move next door and keep using his pool
Hydro Man is his pool
Terregen cloud floats over his neighborhood mutating him
X-Men blow up his house looking for a hiding mutant
Jean makes him gay
Jackal clones him
Doom takes his house and yard and places it in Battleworld
Time traveling mutants keep showing up in his livingroom
Earth-2 Carl appears, then the Crisis of Infinite Carls happens
Darkseid moves next door

Imagine a Carl raised on Themyscira showing up during COIC

Carl definitely works as that one guy that gets his shit wrecked each time some villain or alien attacks New York and causes collateral damage.

i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

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eh, he got ups and downs. he might be getting more downs than say Shake, but other times he does hit the jackpot despite his weirdo neighbors' antics

>Ayyy I'm looking pretty fresh with the silver
>GO FORTH MY HERALD FOR GALACTUS HUNGERS.
>Yeah I hunger... for tail hehehe yeah TONIGHT!

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>I ain't fallin for this again. That broad's gonna sweettalk me into buying her a pizza and then Chris Hansen is gonna leap out of the bushes
golden

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Dead

In Marvel he'd be blind Al's next door neighbor. That story pretty much writes its self.

In DC I definitely see him as a regular at Noonan's Sleazy Bar, maybe after a failed attempt at joining Section 8.

Crisis of Infinite Carls is the most ATHF idea I've heard lately.

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Would it be like that episode with Frylock’s friend app?

>he gets raped by bueno

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Carl was asking for it

And, this is how the horror of the great New York/New Jersey war of 2021 began.