After 9,001 hours in MS Paint

>This is canon now

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what is this supposed to be

help remind the context, it's a tranny, right? is it supposed to flash him the dick or the vagina?

What a waste of 9000 hours. Gladwell is rolling in his grave.

Remember that time Katsuki Bakugo fucked my humanized trap Shadow the Hedgehog OC?

It's a past and future secret.

>>This is canon now
But what is it?

kek, frankly I don't know which outcome would be the worse

Dave Strider and Jade Harley from Homestuck.

that makes sense.

fuck that shitty sequel they're writing

Yeah. Though I am interested in what comes of the new kids and the planet Rose and Dirk are on.

OH FUCK

YOU MEAN HOMESTUCK STILL EXISTS?!

unfortunately

t. homestuck general poster

Unfortunately, yes. When did you leave?

It's a dick, of course.

I defy dog dick Jade as being canon fuck them

They did it to piss you off, user.

I know and they succeeded. Though I am curious who/what the fuck Yiffy is. I am hoping it is her daughter / adopted daughter who loathes her for picking that name

Epiloges were specifically written to read like bad fanfiction. Doesn't stop them from being like bad fanfiction though.

Not OP, but I left during the third recursive layer of kids

Vriska, John and Roxy are trans. (MtF, MtF and FtM respectively)

Beginning of act 6?

>I am hoping it is her daughter / adopted daughter who loathes her for picking that name
Anything to shit on Jade.

What about Sollux?

It was a shitpost Hussie made on Twitter that some people took seriously.

Isn't that the basis of all of canon now though?

What exactly? Sollux being trans or Hussie shiposting on Twitter? If it's the latter then yes.

Canon right now is 2-4 jackasses (Alt Calliope, Ultimate Dirk, Kate(?), and probably Caliborn from behind the scenes) playing tug of war with the characters and narratives to satisfy their personal whims. Though Caliborn was at least fun when he did it.

The latter.
And also Twitter shitposts.

dirk in every other media
>literally one of the last of his kind
>survived on his own in a post apocalyptic world
>builds robots and raps
>appreciartes the ancient art of nevrospastos
>rennaiscance man with vast knowledge of many fields
>rapier wit
>esoteric taste in media
>always calm and cool, complicated and
>weapon of choice is an unbreakable katana (guys dig it, ladies love it)
>obama fears and respects him
>somehow has a jpeg artifact tattoo on his arm
>written by the man, the myth, the legend Andew Hussie, creator of zoo smells
>pre scratch version was a fucking ninja who could duel one of the strongest beings in existence without any powers

dirk in homestuck 2
>"lol weaboo ahaha"
>written by a failed esports manager who's only other credential was they wrote a terrible self insert character in a fanfiction universe
>strange noodle proportions and tattoo that doesnt break reality
>character is flat and uninteresting
>even in this diminished state he wishes things were how they used to be

>Start noticing typos near the end of Act 6
Is this really how bad Hussie got