This is the most unrealistic cartoon I’ve ever seen, no way a guy who looks like this would be rejected so much

This is the most unrealistic cartoon I’ve ever seen, no way a guy who looks like this would be rejected so much

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I love JB but gotta admit that it's basically a one big feminist strawman

I think it’s more that we see his failires because they are funny, but he fucks offscreen all the time. At bare minimum we know he is not a virgin.

Looks alone don't pull in the skirt.
You gotta have personality, and one that attracts the women folk.

But at least he keeps trying, and has the ability to laugh at his own failures, and move on to the next available frail.

this. i can't see how any feminist could hate this show. it's nothing but power fantasies of women sticking it to a dim-witted chad.

Someone said that a modern remake of JB should be him slowly learning about feminism.

As if JB isn't feminist enough.

Being a very handsome man has quickly become one of the worst things in my life. I’ll never know if someone loves me. I have no problem with women and get lots of attention. In my younger years I was proud and happy that I was attractive but now it brings me to tears in pain and mental anguish. As I grew up, I went through various relationships as people tend to do. And it always ends the same. I’m very kind and extremely caring. I never yell or say anything harmful, I like to take the person I’m with out on cute dates and I work hard at my job to keep myself financially secure so that I’m always prepared to help or take care of my significant other. They are always ecstatic and seem so happy. Around the 4-5 month mark, they all the sudden lose interest and leave me. Everytime. After doing some research, I found out that the 4-5 month mark is when looks become far less important as you get used to how your significant other looks. It made me realize that every woman I’ve dated has dated me for my looks and as something to show off to their friends. They don’t actually love me. Now Im terrified of relationships as I’ll never know if someone actually loves me. What am I supposed to do, just wait 5 months into every relationship to see if they actually care about me? During all my relationships in the last two years, I’ve been a mess, all I can think about every time is if they are dating me for my looks or dating me for me. All I am in society is an attractive face and nothing more. I noticed that people treat me differently because of my looks. I just want to be treated like everybody else, I wish I wasn’t attractive so that I would be able to tell if a woman actually wanted to be with me for me. I hate myself everyday more and more. I’m loosing hope that one day I’ll meet a woman who loves me for me and doesn’t throw me in the trash after she gets used to my looks and is done showing me off to her friends.

He canonically has sex all the time, the creator says we only get to see the failures because it's more funny.
>in the first episode they tried to use him as a virgin sacrifice and angered the volcano god because he wasn't a virgin

Wear a mask

Just friend zone them and see which ones stick around

To lure out the most pathetic ones, right? Anyone with any basic self-respect will bail out if friend zoned.

I think the pathetic one is the dude bitching on Yas Forums about his perception about himself.

Word of God is that he actually raked in an absolutely ridiculous amount of pussy, they just only showed the failures because it was ultimately a kid's show and the rejections were usually funnier.

CHR>STR

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you guys the mouse always wins in tom & jerry so unrealistic

He also fucked Panty

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i mean who didn't fuck panty

He does get poon and in the show even has various dates with women who are into him.

But because that's not really all that funny, they only show his fails.

Nah, being attractive is enough to convince a good chunk of anyone. If you use an attractive pic on a Tinder profile, you can get away with anything really.

Just because it's about a chauvinist getting shit on doesn't mean the show is feminist at all.

Also, that's not the only facet of Johnny's personality.

Is this copypasta? It's kinda lame.

I don't think anyone is claiming Johnny had a 100% success rate.

I hated this show growing up but have come to see how truly funny it was. It was never meant to be a children's cartoon anyway from archived interviews.

I hate women but I think it's really funny in all the creative ways that he gets rejected. The slapstick is top tier in JB. I wish they would do a reboot but 4 seasons was enough for this goober. Also, it's not unrealistic - He always goes for hot babes in the show and they always reject him because it looks, money, status for this girls. They probably have richer Chad husbands and Johnny lives with his mama and his dumb as a sack of rocks. Will probably make it as a dishwasher for the rest of his life.

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back in the 70s`90s more people than less were fit, it wasn't till the bad raising Boomers did Millennials that finding fit and groom guys became rare.

let me see

Sorry to hear man. Truth of the matter is that a lot of people you meet are probably going to treat you that way until your looks fade. On the upside though, it's good that you're recognizing this for what it is. That shows that you're learning from this and I guarantee that's going to carry you to brighter places and nicer people. The best advice I can give is not to lose heart, you'll find someone more genuine out there eventually. As gay as it is to say just stay true to yourself. The way you are and what you want out of life is very wholesome and it'll attract the right person eventually.

jesus bro
they reject him cuz he acts like an ass and is cheesy af. thats why its funny, we dont feel much empathy for him.Lmao when do the girls ask him what job he has or who he lives with

Yeah, even I banged Panty, and I'm still a virgin

don't be a blind stupid nigger about this. It's written all over his character when women see him. Jobless, and a mama's boy.

Women actually like it when you're as assertive as he is. It's not funny, it's funny because he's a loser

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>wanting suzie to be anything more than a little sister to johnny

shit taste

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show me where the bad lady didn't touch you user
its ok