REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU KEPT HAVING WET DREAMS AND YOUR PARENTS TOOK YOU TO A PSYCHIATRIST? YOU WERE SO HUMILIATED
THAT WAS ME, BARRY, I JERKED YOU OFF EVERY NIGHT
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU KEPT HAVING WET DREAMS AND YOUR PARENTS TOOK YOU TO A PSYCHIATRIST? YOU WERE SO HUMILIATED
Hudson Gonzalez
Jacob Foster
This is cannon
Ian Myers
Oh Thawne, I knew. I can still feel your hand. I even like to give myself a stranger and think it's you...
Caleb Ward
BARRY, REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU FINALLY GOT WITH YOUR CRUSH, BUT YOU PREMATURELY EJACULATED AND YOU WERE SO EMBARRASSED THAT YOU BROKE UP?
THAT WAS ME, BARRY! I SUCKED YOU OFF WITH MY SUPER-SPEED, SO QUICKLY YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE ME!
SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR WIFE, BARRY!
Jeremiah Bennett
And what about me Thawne? Where were you when I was a lonely child with balls as blue as my parent's faces that night? Are you really so selfish that you'd only use your powers to make Barry cream his pjs?
WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER CHILDREN IN THE WORLD WHO NEEDED SOMEONE LIKE YOU?
William Brooks
DO YOU REMEMBER IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WHEN YOU WERE GOING TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN FRONT OF YOUR WHOLE SCHOOL AND YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS ON STAGE?
IT WAS ME BARRY! I FINGERED YOUR ASSHOLE SO FAST NO ONE EVEN NOTICED!
THIS WOULD HAVE KICK STARTED YOU SIGNING CAREER!
Christian Ortiz
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WERE IN THE LOCKER ROOM, AND YOU FELT INADEQUATE ABOUT YOUR SIZE WHEN YOU SAW THE OTHER BOYS?
IT WAS ME BARRY. I MADE THEM ALL ERECT TO MAKE YOU SMALL BY COMPARISON.
Julian Turner
Remember that time you heated some Hot Pockets for lunch and they were still frozen on the inside?!
It was me, Barry! I replaced the fillings with frozen ones!!
Julian Adams
These are so stupid but they fucking kill me
keep going bros
Eli Torres
REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN YOUR BALLS WERE SWEATY, AND YOU ADJUSTED YOUR PANTS TO MAKE THEM COMFORTABLE, BUT THEY WOULDN'T GET COMFORTABLE? THAT WAS ME BARRY, I SWEAT ALL OVER YOUR BALLS
Zachary Harris
HEY BARRY, REMEMBER BACK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WHEN YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?
THAT WAS YOU, BARRY! I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! I COULD'VE PULLED YOUR PANTS DOWN AND SHAT IN THEM BUT I DIDN'T!
Jeremiah Reyes
kek good twist
Andrew Sullivan
BARRY, REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GOT REJECTED FROM YOUR DREAM JOB?
IT WAS ME, BARRY! YOU WERE INTERVIEWING WITH ME! I'D NEVER READ YOUR RESUME!
Elijah Gonzalez
>Remember when you was browsing Yas Forums and all the threads were about sjw's? It was me, Barry, I was the janny that deleted all the based threads.
Asher Davis
What the fuck is his problem?
Justin Allen
Am I the only one who thought Wobard was scarier before he could just casually time travel and change timelines?
The older stories where he’s just an utter piece of shit without the time travel always came off scarier to me. Him carving Barry’s dead wife’s face in a glacier and Barry desperately trying to keep him from killing her at the alter was more tense than IT WAS ME.
Mason Green
Barry.
Aiden Edwards
REMEMBER THE TIME DURING MIDDLE SCHOOL WHEN YOU KEPT TRYING TO BUTTON UP YOUR PANTS, BUT IT WOULDN'T STAY BUTTONED UP?
IT WAS ME BARRY! I UNBUTTONED YOUR PANTS HUNDREDS OF TIMES WITHOUT YOU NOTICING ME!
Justin Turner
That episode of BATB was so good. Shipp really is a great staple actor for Flash stuff.
Camden Gomez
He's utterly batshit insane and obsessed with Barry.
Cameron Roberts
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GOT AN ERECTION IN THE BOY'S LOCKER ROOM BARRY? AND HOW THAT MADE YOU THINK YOU WERE GAY FOR YEARS?
THAT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS YOUR BONER!
Nathaniel Thomas
So, who's scarier between Thawne and Zolomon?
Kayden Cook
kekd
Angel Nguyen
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk
John Martinez
You fucked my fiancé?
Wyatt Roberts
So if Zoom was able to go back in time and change things in Flash's past, why hasn't another villian done this and killed him yet? This is such a huge plot hole.
Mason Turner
Yeah, I feel like Flash Rebirth was the weakest of Johns' work.
Levi Adams
BARRY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE GOING TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY BUT WHEN YOU PULLED BACK YOUR FORESKIN IT WAS FULL OF DICK CHEESE?THAT WAS MY SMEGMA BARRY, I PUT IT THERE!
Blake Edwards
This thread
David Ward
>Logan Williams dead
>Ezra Miller's career in shambles
H-he won't go after Austin, right?
Angel Stewart
I fucking hate you, Thawne.