Good evening owls and robofuckers,
back to our event
JSA Storytime: Transformers
Evan Sanders
Thomas Ortiz
Christian Parker
Hi thread
Hope everyone's popping off like Chromia's pussy plate today
Leo Harris
I guess you could call it...a panty shot.
Luis Rodriguez
Nathan Ortiz
Hello, Storyteller.
Back to our surprisingly enjoyable event.
I really don't want to harp on it, but it's impossible not to notice that things immediately picked up once we got away from Earth.
Wyatt Bailey
Holy fuck it's already JSA time?! Where did the day go?!
Uh... hi, ST! How was your day?
Christopher Hughes
storyteller how are you doing without your vodka supplies
Ethan Peterson
I'm coping! I made it through my fourth Parsifal broadcast today, but I also finally got my robot art hung on the wall
I don't even know except that it's already gone and I was gonna try to do yoga or something, maybe after this?
Gabriel Myers
look, none of us trust Starscream as far as we can throw him, that's just good sense
Camden Jones
threadly reminder that starscream has done nothing wrong
Sebastian Sanchez
lol
Luis Howard
Are we throwing him in robot or alt mode? Asking because aerodynamics
Jayden Bennett
GODDAMMIT PROWL
Brandon Wilson
He just wants to prevent another destructive military junta arising!
Oliver Martinez
Yoga's a good idea; I should do some myself.
Noah Jenkins
yes
Thomas Rogers
I hate to say it, but I think the harem might be having a bad influence on Prowl...
Mason Parker
Leo Ross
Okay, yeah. Now I'm convinced the parallels are intentional.
Aiden Cruz
what I'm liking here is it really does give you the sense that holy shit, that big bot is dangerous, uniquely so
Carson Nelson
Maybe you could learn to make your own vodka! Then you'd never run out! Yeah that's how things work
Zachary Morales
I think they were a thing in G1
Samuel Martinez
>THIS WORLD IS OURS
To be fair... he could have phrased that better
Tyler Ramirez
friend ran a homemade still once, the stuff was good...
Joseph Turner
I'm sure he means ours collectively, like... everybody's.
Colton Watson
Bentley Reed
Damn OP you've joked about being older but I didn't realise you were THAT old.
Mason Peterson
LOL, no, not THAT old. I did know someone who was very crafty and so hey, building a distilling apparatus in the kitchen one day and making grain alcohol, why not?
Bentley Lewis
Hey OP.
Constant Corona news is starting to get me bummed out.
Nathan Wright
The thing is that Devastator was the very first Combiner and the most iconic, and thus gets the historical importance stat boost.
Mason Walker
I was fully expecting that arm to punch him in the back of the head, not reconnect to the main body
Hunter Martinez
>I made it through my fourth Parsifal broadcast today
Ok, you may be replacing alcoholism with a different addiction.
Nathaniel Green
Indeed!
Especially when a plastic toy addiction is much healthier
Eli Murphy
sorry, had to go outside and murder some bugs
usually I have to drink to get through a shitty production!
Charles Gray
Christian Long
I think 30% of all Japanese manga have that fourth panel as their entire main plot
Ethan Cruz
>I'LL KILL THIS PLANET BEFORE I LET YOU HAVE IT
Prowlistator, probably.
Asher Hill
That's right Ironhide! And now you too can enjoy the rush of taking own a combiner with the new Combiner Hunter three pack, ladies version
Tyler Howard
kind of like how every JRPG somehow ends up "let's go kill god"?
David Powell
Nah, this is entirely within character for him. Brainwashed for months and no one noticed, remember?
>I will secure the Spacebridge
Permanent Big Hero Mode Optimus is fun.
Nathaniel Stewart
i'm still sad because we never got computron
Nathan Jones
Yes, lots of manga has DON'T LET SOMEONE ELSE DECIDE YOUR DESTINY as anything from a revolution to "ur dads gay dont listen to him"
Zachary Hill
user, don't be insulting, she's just from Missouri.
Bentley Allen
ADVERTISE THEM TOYS
Jeremiah King
If not the main plot, at least the motive of one or more characters.
Nathan Rodriguez