Bruce can't have sex because EXCITEMENT triggers the Hulk, not just anger

>Bruce can't have sex because EXCITEMENT triggers the Hulk, not just anger
What in the actual fuck was this movie? This is worse than Uncle Iron Man building Peter's Iron Spider Suit.

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>he needs his hulk to have sex
coomers are so embarassing

I'm I the only one who prefered Edward Norton as Bruce Banner?

neither MCU Hulk is good

He's better than Ruffalo, yes. Also this Hulk's design is way better, fuck that apelike pos they put in Avengers onwards.

human hulk has always been more appealing to look at than ape like beast hulk desu

No.
Not only is he a better banner, his involvement and the hulk movie defined most of the mcu movies to come after it

Objectively speaking. Hulk was a better superhero movie.

>muh iron boy reeeeee
absolutely pathetic

Elevated heart rate, retard.

>>>he doesn't get angry while having sex

You're doing it wrong coomer

Post the gif. You know the one.

Fucking this. I don't know why movies can't get Banner right. But then again, I don't think comics even get Banner right.

MCU Hulk was doomed for a number of reasons, primarily because Disney doesn't own his distribution rights, which means another Hulk solo movie would be impossible given that it wouldn't be profitable to them. But besides being regulated to a secondary role, and being a CGI bill they'd have to pay, Hulk doesn't fit the MCU "family friendly" market they want. That means no multiple personalities, no abusive father, and none of the horror that comes with being The Hulk. So like with Thor and every other fucking character, they're a joke. Perhaps the biggest fuck you around Hulk is in Endgame, wherein they completely gloss over the fact that Banner is in control all the time, and that Hulk never got his rematch with Thanos.

isnt he gay in the finger snap movie

Yeah, he has graphic anal intercourse with Ant-Man in the middle of the 2nd act. It's really off-putting.

When in the Hulk comics has Banner gone into Hulk mode because he was browsing pornhub?

The mid-60s.

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As a Hulk fan, I would laugh my ass off if Jen turns out to be much better in the She-Hulk show.

Well, the guy who plays him certainly played him as flaming.

So he's literally an incel?

I preferred him. He's just the right kind of autistic. Mark was fine in the Avengers but atrocious in all the other films.

Fuck you, Incredible was good and extremely underrated.

I mean, given the current zeitgeist that's a given.

user, adults who are out of work have more then enough time and energy to sit think and be discerning about the media they consume.
They are also looking for something to be pissed about.

Men don't want to see bitchy mostly gay man hating cuckery and homosex
And lonely horney women don't want to see it either.

So...who would that zeitgeist be for?

So how come Hulk is never seen having a rabbid erection when he is transformed, it would make sense when you think about it.

>Uncle Iron Man building Peter's Iron Spider Suit
user...

He needed glasses. He looked to cool and rougeish

She-Hulk fits the MCU much better. She’s basically Legally Blonde with superpowers

That's not true at all.

Why? It makes Bruce miserable

Hate is one step away from love, not hard to see why it would just be anger

I honestly didn't like either of them. Buffalo's performances are just all over the place (might not be entirely his fault). Norton didn't do a terrible job, but there was just nothing about his performance that felt like he owned it, like the movie wouldn't have worked without him.
Eric Banana was okay but obviously had the heaviest rock to lift being an origin story. Plus it's hard to look at a tall, square jawed racing enthusiast and think "yes. There's a meek mouse of a man!"
I just don't think there's been a really good Banner yet.

Unpopular opinion: on a purely design front I actually prefer Burly Ape Faced Hulk over Rippling Muscled Handsome Hulk. Hulk is supposed to look kind of primal and monstrous, not just be a large green body builder.