Webshooters or Organic Webs?
I prefer organic because it makes no sense that Peter would be able to invent a webshooter out of nowhere just cuz.
I like organic more.
Oh these threads again.
Webshooter, it's cooler and adds more to the character.
I can understand why they went with organic in the first movie but we don't really need to go back.
And no, organic but he needs a webshooter to actually shoot is fucking dumb.
Webshooters for life. Fuck organicfags
Organic webs but technological spinnerets
Both he makes the webs organically and has the shooter built to shoot them
Organic is superior
I like this
At the end of the day, mechanical is what we have, I just think that it's stupid that the superhero called Spider-man, who based his entire persona around a spider, and who received his powers from being bitten by a spider, who is the chosen hero of an ancient spider god, did not gain the most distinctive trait associated with spiders; and instead had to invent it himself in his garage during his free time. And it also makes him look a little like an asshole that he refuses to share the technology.
Correct answer is both when appropriate, Webshooters for normal Spidey adventures and Organic for the Man-Spider / mutations stories.
Why would the web sacs be in his arms and not in his ass?
Mechanical always and forever. And the reason is simply this: nothing about Spider-Man should be gross. If I ever have to worry about what orifice Peter Parker excretes a substance from, something has gone terribly wrong.
Organic is the only way, otherwise his entire character is retarded. Like he turns into a guy with “radiation powers” who only makes himself spider because he got bit by one. He needs organic ones so he can actually be SPIDER MAN. There’s enough “super geniuses” in marvel, don’t need more. Shit why not make him into a Macguyver type where he uses household stuff to enhance his webs. Like making a makeshift tazer the shockes his web so he can taze people
>refuses to share the technology
Pretty sure there were plenty of stories where Peter tried to sell the web formula but the Marvel editorial can't have """lovable looser""" get rich easy so in-story explanation is marvel civilians/scientist/police are just too dumb to see a potential in this tech and just brush him off.
Because he's a human and not a spider.
Generates the web organically, mechanically weaves and shoots it.
>fusing versions
This has never worked before and would just be a cringefest if it happened
This is a retard argument, it’s fiction. It’s already stupid that he didn’t die from fucking cancer or that he’s no immediate turned into paste when he crashes into the pavement. Having spinnerets in his wrist isn’t a far leap
>And it also makes him look a little like an asshole that he refuses to share the technology.
He literally tried to sell it at one point but nobody would buy. Peter's great at a lot of things, but marketing isn't one of them...which explains a lot.
>it’s fiction
How is that an argument?
If it's fiction and anything goes, you might as well put it in his ass.
>tried to sell it
Not even sell it; just give it away. Even without swinging, it's a non-lethal weapon that stops 99% of criminals, several supervillians, and has dozens of uses outside of that. How many cops have died to supervillains while waiting for a hero to show up because Spider-man refuses to tell them how to create their own webshooters?
Organic webs. it makes no sense to have Peter's trademark ability not even come from the Spider
You're literally arguing against your own comment now.
You
>Why would the web sacs be in his arms and not in his ass?
You answering your own question
>If it's fiction and anything goes
why not though?
Its arbitrary.
What's the point of giving him the webglands if he has to use a mechanical device to use them?
Last I checked, humans don't have web sacs in their wrists. They should at least be somewhere a human would logically have modified fluid producing sacks or something, like the nipples. Maybe the mouth. Some spiders have modified mouth parts that produce toxic web.
Wouldn't be aesthetically pleasing.
>How many cops have died to supervillains while waiting for a hero to show up because Spider-man refuses to tell them how to create their own webshooters?
IIRC Peter did in fact provide tech for the police force. Not sure he gave them web shooters. Peter's more involved with the cops than a lot of heroes.
Why do people think spinerrets are a spider's anus
Web is produced organically but need a device to shoot it out.
So you admit that the only argument you have for not putting it in his ass is because you personally don't like it.
You're arguing entirely based on personal preference, rather than anything that matters.
Way to blow yourself the fuck out.
>because you personally don't like it.
I'm going to assume you're pretending to be stupid to get replies, so I'm gonna stop replying to you now.
Organic. The webshooter was never (or rarely) mentioned in the 1967 or 1994 cartoons I grew up with, so the Raimi way is how I always imaged it as a kid.
>who is the chosen hero of an ancient spider god
God, fuck off with this shit. I will never accept it. It's too fucking stupid.
That's just an overcomplicated middle ground.
I think the simplest solution is to have both but have organics be a backup for when he's out of fluid or whenever he can't use his mechanic webshooters. Would pair great with Peter Parker since he wouldn't have to conceal or scramble to get his web shooters at a moment's notice.
They are dumb. The location of the spinneret has no direct human equivalent. Following strict anatomy of a spider it would be somewhere on the lower mid back. Following functional anatomy placement it most likely would be the palms or the wrists.
>Peter's trademark ability not even come from the Spider
Peter's trademark abilities are spider-sense and wall crawling. One's magical precognition and the other is technically a modified electricity power which is actually a further modified subatomic particle emission power (his brain emits a unique subatomic particle that governs the movement of electrons, allowing him to forcibly induce powerful static cling).
So yeah, fixing the web shooter's doesn't fucking do much. About Peter's only ability that actually comes from spiders is the radioactive spider blood and that's mostly a weakness unless you count being able to get drunk off caffeine as a superpower.
I like the hybrid: his body produces the webbing but in an inconvenient way, so he harvests it to load his webshooters.
It largely removes the "why doesn't he sell it/why doesn't someone else reverse engineer it and sell it" plothole but it doesn't totally erase his intellect from the equation.
>Citation needed
>why not though?
because fusing versions is what writers do when they don't know how make an origin story interesting and so they just try to force a previous origin story into it.
Just look at what the fuck happened with Hawkman, the idea of fusing his 2 versions of the origins in one single origin story made it a clusterfuck of science magic timelines. He either had to be an egyptian king or a space cop, there is no need to force those together.
Samething with Spider-Man's web, it's either organic or web shooters, fusing them it's boring and generic and it proves you just want to rely on a lame fan idea.
New 52 proved it too
>Peter's trademark abilities are spider-sense and wall crawling
Imagine actually believing this. Ask any person what Spider-man's powers are, and you'll get the answer 'he shoots webs and climbs walls.'
Because they're on the backside.
Once read somewhere that they're structurally more comparable to nipples, which would make for interesting visuals as well.
are you completely insane
why call himself spider-man if he is nothing like a spider? organic webs make more sense.
You need to stop breathing while you're at it.
FUCK THESE NEW AGE EXPLANATIONS FOR SPIDEY POWERS
HE STICKS TO WALLS
HE SENSES VIBRATIONS
NO ATOMIC TOTEM BULLSHIT REQUIRED
Too bad, it's canon
This.
>webshooters because it shows he's like a boy genius
If the radioactive spider bite gave him all the other spider powers he might as well get the ability to shoot webs with them. Why the hell not?
And for me personally, my autism can't reconcile him having mechanical web shooting gadgets that somehow can be compact enough to fit inconspicuously on his wrists, and also not cause him to break said wrists and arms as he swings around with all his weight on them. At the very least, to me, organic makes more physiological sense for that reason.
Are these threads always this heated?
Not really. It's the most likely scenario: getting an infusion of spider DNA can legit make you generate web proteins (they made goats that produce spider silk when they lactate) but the organ that actually weaves the web into a useful product is extremely complex and is actually a part of the spider's genitals, so the odds are very good he wouldn't grow a fully-functioning web-producing organ, and certainly not ones on his wrists that can shoot strands of webbing 120 feet into the air.
Now, if I were a writer at Marvel I wouldn't have the webs come out of his dick or anything, I would probably have it come from his navel, and he would harvest it each night with a specialized machine that loads it into cartridges.
This one's actually quite mellow for this topic. We haven't got much 'why aren't they on his ASS' spam yet.
so any spider woman should have colossal tits
>nothing about Spider-Man should be gross. If I ever have to worry about what orifice Peter Parker excretes a substance from, something has gone terribly wrong.
He poops out of his butthole, he pees and cums out of his peepee. Need I go on?
Because I stopped replying to that retard.
Look man, I don't want to imagine Peter Parker milking himself every night. Pick a side that's less gross.
This. If you remember, we weren't even sure if MCU Spider-Man had a spider-sense at all until Infinity War: it's so irrelevant they didn't even mention it at all in the first movie.