Questionable Content

Admirable sentiment, still terrible

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When are they gonna fuck already?

Waiting for anything to happen in this comic is excruciating.

I agree with her. I have a rat terrier mix and one time at a park I came across an unleashed pregnant pitbull. That shit was scary.

It's your own fault for reading it.

Let go, user, you too can be free.

Some fuckers in my area keep letting their dog out their front door instead of walking it and it attacked me 3 times in one year
Were it not for the fact that the little girls were there on that 3rd time it would be very fucking dead now

Sorry to hear that.

>When are they gonna fuck already?
There's a line forming behind Clinton and Elliot

No. There isn't. Lesbian get a fast pass over cis males.

it wasn't so bad cause it was a smaller dog, but my dog is also a small dog and could easily be hurt by it
I also got attacked by two large dogs, a fuckin husky and this black fucker. in the same year
Just stepped outside to walk my dog, lock my door, turn around and they are there and then they are on us
That shit could have ended a lot worse, I managed to get a kick in on the huskys ribs with my work boots and I hope it died.

I feel like husky are way too common. People need too understand those are working class dogs they're bred for a purpose not to look cute

wouldn't be a week in QC if a fat girl doesn't yell at someone who completely concedes the truth of her argument

I have never, in my life, heard of a husky attack.

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What a cunt

Because they leave no witnesses

Puffy Robopussy

I got attacked by a husky
it bit me when I was trying to pick up my dog, so I kicked it in the ribs, and when that didn't work I picked it up and threw it against a wall
Most dangerously loose animals are dangerous

i get you mate, and I get that any dog can be a fuckhead given a bad raising.

Just yesterday I took both of mine out as usual and 2 dogs came running out of a house with an open gate, luckily I got to kick the bigger one away and the other left after a while.

Still, shit was infuriating as fuck.

I'd give my dog the kill command to bite that busy-body's nose off.

I have been reading Questionable Content since 2006.

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welcome to QC

keep your dog on a leash

Keep artwork of Panel One.
Keep all dialogue of Panel One.

Keep artwork of Panel Two.
Remove first dialogue of Panel Two.
Replace second dialogue of Panel Two with first dialogue of Panel Three.
Insert second dialogue of Panel Three into Panel Two after second dialogue.

Remove artwork of Panel Three.

Keep artwork of Panel Four.
Keep all dialogue of Panel Four.

>It may be possible to compress this comic further. Please amend this post with suggestions at your leisure.

Keep all artwork.
Remove all dialogue.
Remove clothes from all the characters.

It would at least make this shit minutely interesting.

oh look
a man did something wrong

Stop. For your own sake.

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sir, control your dog

why does everyone wear tight fitting sports gear

The dog was trying to bite you, so you picked it up and threw it against a wall. Right.

This comic is terrible.

>more humans
Terrible.

SIR! SIR! IS THAT YOUR DOG?

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It's almost like Jeoff is trying really hard to make himself forget he had all these other plots set up.